Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider Anniversary

Necros_21

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Hm, remakes.

I want a Deus Ex remake! With Unreal Engine 3, and the same length/depth. :) Okay, time to wake up and start praying so Deus Ex 3 will be at least decent...
 

boredbirdy

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Well you told me to ask, so I'm asking. How long has it been since the last time you had the touch of a woman? -feels like he just got shoved in front of the classroom on with just boxers on being told to recite some really lousy lines for a school play-...

P.S. I hate you right now. Yes, I know I didn't have to do this, but at the same time I had to becuase you asked me to... Shut up.
 

sky14kemea

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This was a great review, it always makes me laugh, especially the end XD
just wondering how you spell "balisteegs"? i know it means tits obviously, is it spanish or something? im a bit dim XD
 

mark_n_b

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I just picked this game up and decided to give a play on whim and a prayer, and because it was like CAN$15.00.

It is my first Tomb Raider and I am actually enjoying it, and I am beginning to appreciate Lara Croft's sex appeal.

It is not because of the stonking great tits so much as it is she is a heroic protagonist. It's an attractive quality to be a powerful, adventurous, "kick your butt" type of female. Given that she is pretty, it is just natural for men to associate that with sexuality.

I always argue there is nothing wrong with that, it is not in and of itself a sign of misogyny or disrespect. I don't mind the R2 trigger so much, so I challenge this point, but I will agree that there are way too many bosses that take like a million bullets. And what the hell is with the different ammor / weapon types. The don't do diddly all better than the pistols enough to warrant using anything but quick reload infinite ammo ('cept when forced)

Do you see the T-shirt? It says Stonking Great and it's plastered across her chest... hahaha (I'm this many *holds up hands to show on his fingers his age*)
 

Typhron

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I caught the Mind killer reference. A little late I know, but I'm always happy to see if people played Rez.
 

Jimmyadams12

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Rampant Human

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HOLY GOD I've watched every review about 10 times now and they're still hillarious - Yahtzee can have my first born if he wishes it so.
 

Darkhill

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It's too bad Yahtzee doesn't hang out on these forums :(

I'd love to irk him every day.