zombies outside. time to plan.

[knottingam]

Activate the anti-zombie perimeter defenses which I already have in place. These defenses consist of giant flamethrowers able to fire in any and all directions (including up: have to watch out for those parachuting zombies) and which are fueled by a natural gas vent which my house rests on top of.

tl;dr KILL THEM WITH FIRE

 

[Iron Criterion]

I can assure you, At the first sign of zombies im moving to greenland. Its so cold there the zombies would'nt be able to function.

Im gonna be making a warehouse in Alaska, with munitions, and enough non perishable food to last ten years, or so. We will be called "The New Alaska Republic" cause the name sounds cool. You seem to have a similar plan. I may consider you an ally in the future.

Or a rival for resources and women.

*Evil chuckle - soon my plan to divide and conquer will reach fruition*

You do not truly believe you could infiltrate a giant ware house full of munitions, that will hold many friends, and allies? Good luck.

However, you are welcome to join, if you bring your resources with you.

I said nothing about infiltrating. I shall destroy the remains of humanity of word alone.

 

[Gincairn]

strengthen the walls and doorways of my house, head to the garage to make home made explosives and slowly teach that deadite scum how to pucker up, bend over and kiss their asses goodbye.