Are. You. FUCKING. Kidding. Me???????
I've ragged on Halo 1 a lot on this thread, but wanted to make an earnest effort to finish it today. Turns out I can't. I won't. I refuse. This is just unacceptably bad. Dreadful, atrocious, beyond even what low expectations I had. I could take the repetitiveness, the samey levels, the lack of variety, the repetitiveness, the lack of weapons and enemies, the reused assets, the nonsensical level transitions, the constant backtracking, the drawn out gameplay and the repetitiveness. But I will NOT take this fucking final vehicle section that somehow manages to fuck up literally driving in a straight line. I was literal steps away from finally being done with this dreck, and then one projectile kills me, and sends me allllll the way back to the beginning of this absolute diarrhea blast of a final encounter, which was preceded by another equally but differently frustrating encounter. I'm done. Fuck this game.
How on earth did this drivel manage to become one of the biggest games of the PS2 generation? Stupid question, of course it was because of the multiplayer. Even by the standards of its time it's bad for reasons I've already brought up plenty of times. It doesn't even work properly: multiple times checkpoints have just failed to trigger, and the game just straight up lies to and misleads you. The warthog legitimately has probably the worst handling of any vehicle I've ever seen in videogames, putting even the Mako in the original Mass Effect to shame with its lube-coated tires and zero sense of weight or momentum. The plot is simultaneously both simple as sin and impenetrable. The assault rifle is so pathetic I feel I'd be doing more damage with a squirt gun. This game does one of the worst jobs of guiding the player I've ever seen.
Being an old codger on this site I can remember the olden days of endless "Halo sux!!!!11" and "Halo is overrated!!!!" threads. I think I understand them now. It's not just overrated, and not just bad as one of the most significant games ever: it's flat out terrible all on its own. Yuck.
I've ragged on Halo 1 a lot on this thread, but wanted to make an earnest effort to finish it today. Turns out I can't. I won't. I refuse. This is just unacceptably bad. Dreadful, atrocious, beyond even what low expectations I had. I could take the repetitiveness, the samey levels, the lack of variety, the repetitiveness, the lack of weapons and enemies, the reused assets, the nonsensical level transitions, the constant backtracking, the drawn out gameplay and the repetitiveness. But I will NOT take this fucking final vehicle section that somehow manages to fuck up literally driving in a straight line. I was literal steps away from finally being done with this dreck, and then one projectile kills me, and sends me allllll the way back to the beginning of this absolute diarrhea blast of a final encounter, which was preceded by another equally but differently frustrating encounter. I'm done. Fuck this game.
How on earth did this drivel manage to become one of the biggest games of the PS2 generation? Stupid question, of course it was because of the multiplayer. Even by the standards of its time it's bad for reasons I've already brought up plenty of times. It doesn't even work properly: multiple times checkpoints have just failed to trigger, and the game just straight up lies to and misleads you. The warthog legitimately has probably the worst handling of any vehicle I've ever seen in videogames, putting even the Mako in the original Mass Effect to shame with its lube-coated tires and zero sense of weight or momentum. The plot is simultaneously both simple as sin and impenetrable. The assault rifle is so pathetic I feel I'd be doing more damage with a squirt gun. This game does one of the worst jobs of guiding the player I've ever seen.
Being an old codger on this site I can remember the olden days of endless "Halo sux!!!!11" and "Halo is overrated!!!!" threads. I think I understand them now. It's not just overrated, and not just bad as one of the most significant games ever: it's flat out terrible all on its own. Yuck.