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Seanchaidh

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That would depend on the union... there are some truly shitty ones out there that exist primarily to self-perpetuate rather than protect and support their members.
So long as we can make sure they are only the former, then
 

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So long as we can make sure they are only the former, then
Make admin and the majority of executive positions direct employees of the union not rank and file union members. They'll figure the rest out pretty quickly themselves.

Also, maybe engage in some rebranding. Slavery sounds so... outdated. How about Cradle To Grave Employment (Mandatory)?
 
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This is just wrong. I'm sorry, I don't see how you can see this as anything other than just wrong. If you can find a way to defend this, please, I'd LOVE to hear it.

This is how Michigan is doing...


I.e. Really into controlling the populace without regard to the constitution. Normal conservative stuff
 

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Because Kaiser was bad? Because Kaiser was-- gasp-- imperialist? Should we not be reminded of when the United States along with a coalition of other capitalist nations invaded Russia, which then included the Ukraine?
No it didn't.

The treaty of Brest-Litovsk completely dismantled the Western part of the Russian empire. Russia lost nearly half of its European lands, which were carved up by the central powers and distributed amongst themselves. In this process, Ukraine (at that point one of the richest areas of the Russian empire) became a German puppet state. In total, Russia lost around half of its industrial base, as well as its most productive agricultural regions, and also committed to paying massive war reparations.

The signing of the treaty of Brest-Litovsk was an act of unbelievable desperation, and there is a good historical argument that it was unnecessary. Lenin wanted to save the government. Politically, he couldn't afford to lose Petrograd, because the Bolsheviks were not popular outside of Petrograd. The simple fact is though, the Central Powers would have lost. They were not in any position to hold or administer enormous occupied territories in eastern Europe. The revolution in Russia would have survived without signing the treaty, it just might not have been a Bolshevik revolution any more, and that wasn't an acceptable outcome.

Of course, at the time the treaty was signed, a socialist national government in Ukraine had already declared independence, and had been fighting for months against both the Central Powers and Russia, so the Ukraine wasn't really part of Russia even before that, certainly not after.

But the reason you shouldn't remind me personally of this is because the Bolsheviks systematically used, betrayed and murdered everyone who allied with them in the civil war. The fascists, in their wildest dreams, could scarcely hope to be as good at murdering communists as the Bolsheviks were.

You ask me what the great mass of Russian people should have done. They should have drowned every last Bolshevik in the Neva.

But OK, let's say they are just one homogeneous blob for simplicity's sake: why should you do anything other than exactly what I wrote in the previous post?
It's not 1917 any more. The world revolution isn't coming because it died with all the communists the Bolsheviks murdered. No national revolution will ever succeed because capitalism is bigger than nations. We will not defeat capitalism in our lifetimes. We may not defeat it for centuries. The world is not going to get better. It is going to get worse, and there is nothing any of us can do about it.

This is not the time to sell out to fascists and hope they will give you the better world you want. They won't, in case it wasn't obvious. It doesn't actually matter whether the government of Ukraine is pro-Western or pro-Russian, any more than it matters whether Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. Deciding that all criticism of Amazon must be Elonist propaganda to oppress the maligned and misunderstood Jeffrey is the most pointless, servile, hollow gesture that I can imagine.

This is the time when you hold your ideals close, because they are the only legacy any of us will leave.

If you want something to do, start a union. Volunteer your time to help people who need it. Instead of using your voice to defend fascists you are fortunate enough not to live under, use it to advocate for the people who are most vulnerable to abuse or who lack voices of their own. Organize and agitate to make yourself visible. If all else fails, survive, and live a life that is as free as you can make it in hope that others will find the courage to do the same. If you want to make alliances or advocate for political elites, don't do it with fascists you are fortunate enough not to live under, do it with people who will push the public debate towards the left, who will make the incremental change that may one day make the impossible possible. Sow hope in the cracks of a dying world.

Or if that sounds too sappy, make a bomb. Blow up some cops. I can't stop you. I'm not your mum.
 
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The world revolution isn't coming because it died with all the communists the Bolsheviks murdered.
Yes, OK, time traveling Bolsheviks came to the United States and murdered the black panthers and did McCarthyism, sure

Don't have the patience to deal with the rest of your doomerism
 
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Yes, OK, time traveling Bolsheviks came to the United States and murdered the black panthers and did McCarthyism, sure
They didn't need to.

They killed the idea of a world without capitalism, because they failed so fucking hard they managed to make capitalism look good.

It would have been better to lose to the whites, at least then the idea could have lived.
 
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Deciding that all criticism of Amazon must be Elonist propaganda to oppress the maligned and misunderstood Jeffrey is the most pointless, servile, hollow gesture that I can imagine.
Am I a (still not unionized) employee of Paypal in this scenario? Has Elon Musk put military bases around the entire world and threatened to use them to seize the assets of Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates who, between them, invest around a fifth of the amount Elon does in their security services? Should I as a paypal employee being exhorted to work longer hours and accept worse pay so that there will be more left over in Paypal's coffers to enable Elon Musk's various military adventures around the world treat Elon Musk's declarations of Bezos and Gates atrocities against the Ford family fortune as anything but self-serving war propaganda?

I think I'll have to agree with Lenin on this one:

Fuck Elon Musk.

They killed the idea of a world without capitalism, because they failed so fucking hard they managed to make capitalism look good.
In your estimation. Sounds like a personal problem, to be honest.
 

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They killed the idea of a world without capitalism, because they failed so fucking hard they managed to make capitalism look good.
Er, how do you explain the success (or even attempts) of communist revolutions elsewhere then? Or were they just revolutions against the current rulings that used communism (or its trappings) to get rid of them?
 

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This is just wrong. I'm sorry, I don't see how you can see this as anything other than just wrong. If you can find a way to defend this, please, I'd LOVE to hear it.

tstorm will be with you shortly to address your concerns, and say they are all in your head and conservatives are just motivated by wholesome conservative motives that aren't at all evil.
 

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Er, how do you explain the success (or even attempts) of communist revolutions elsewhere then? Or were they just revolutions against the current rulings that used communism (or its trappings) to get rid of them?
Well, I definitely would have said all those bombing against the average communists by Lenin before he even entered Russia set back the idea of communism back 100 years. Lenin also took communism down a very different track than most would have agreed to
 

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It would have been better to lose to the whites, at least then the idea could have lived.
Maybe. But sometimes you have to test something to find out that it doesn't work. Otherwise you're just going to end up testing the same failure later on.
 

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They killed the idea of a world without capitalism, because they failed so fucking hard they managed to make capitalism look good.

It would have been better to lose to the whites, at least then the idea could have lived.
This doesn't bear scrutiny.

The success of the Bolsheviks in overthrowing the monarchy and taking over the country in a (nominally at least) socialist revolution is credited with inspiring other socialist and anti-capitalist uprisings throughout the world: in Germany, Hungary, Yugoslavia, Cuba, and South America to name a few. Because it was not just the ability of the ruling party to stick to its principles (or not) that gave inspiration, but also the demonstration that 1) the Empires could be overthrown by force, and 2) there is at least some appetite for worker empowerment/ worker government.

Had the White Army been victorious, most of these other uprisings would not have been possible, or even attempted. And a few of them ended up being more successful than a lot of their capitalist contemporaries.

The Revolution did not, on balance, harm the idea of communism globally. Stalinism did, not least by alienating the other socialist states and parties that might otherwise have been collegiate allies. But then Stalinism is in many ways a betrayal of the Russian Revolution anyway.
 

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Lmao. (The referenced "arrested nice lady" is Tina Peters who tried kicking a cop while shouting at them during her arrest🙄)



A logical trajectory.
 
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Eh, if he was really an alien from Venus, I'd be less interested in what he's got to say about Margaret Thatcher (who we know stuff about) than what it's like on Venus.

Wait, psychics on Venus?



EDIT: Wait wait...he can channel people like Donald Trump and he's speaking after Donald Trump? Doesn't that make one of them redundant?
 
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Not everything is terrible. Well, at least one thing isn't anyway.


BRUNSWICK, Ga. (AP) — The three men convicted of murder in Ahmaud Arbery’s fatal shooting were found guilty of federal hate crimes Tuesday for violating Arbery’s civil rights and targeting him because he was Black.

The jury reached its decision after several hours of deliberation on the charges against father and son Greg and Travis McMichael and neighbor William “Roddie” Bryan.

During the trial, prosecutors showed roughly two dozen text messages and social media posts in which Travis McMichael and Bryan used racist slurs and made derogatory comments about Black people. The FBI wasn’t able to access Greg McMichael’s phone because it was encrypted.

The McMichaels grabbed guns and jumped in a pickup truck to pursue Arbery after seeing him running in their neighborhood outside the Georgia port city of Brunswick in February 2020. Bryan joined the pursuit in his own pickup and recorded cellphone video of Travis McMichael fatally shooting Arbery. The killing became part of a larger national reckoning on racial injustice after the graphic video leaked online two months later.

Defense attorneys contended the three didn’t chase and kill Arbery because of his race but acted on the earnest, though erroneous, suspicion that Arbery had committed crimes in their neighborhood.


BRUNSWICK, Ga. (AP) — Jurors in the federal hate crimes trial of the three white men convicted in Ahmaud Arbery’s slaying announced Tuesday that they had reached a verdict.

Jurors indicated they had a decision on whether father and son Greg and Travis McMichael and neighbor William “Roddie” Bryan violated Arbery’s civil rights and targeted him because he was Black. All three were convicted of murder in a Georgia state court and sentenced to life in prison for the fatal shooting. Judge Lisa Godbey Wood said the verdict will be read at 10:30 a.m. Tuesday.

The McMichaels grabbed guns and jumped in a pickup truck to pursue Arbery after seeing him running in their neighborhood outside the Georgia port city of Brunswick in February 2020. Bryan joined the pursuit in his own pickup and recorded cellphone video of Travis McMichael firing the fatal shots. Arbery’s killing became part of a larger national reckoning on racial injustice after the graphic video leaked online two months later.

The McMichaels and Bryan pleaded not guilty to the hate crime charges. Defense attorneys contended the three didn’t chase and kill Arbery because of his race but acted on the earnest, though erroneous, suspicion that Arbery had committed crimes in their neighborhood.

The panel of eight white people, three Black people and one Hispanic person received the case Monday following a weeklong trial in U.S. District Court in the port city of Brunswick. The jurors adjourned for the night after about three hours of deliberations, and resumed deliberations at 9 a.m. Tuesday morning.

The trial closed Monday with prosecutors saying 25-year-old Arbery’s slaying on a residential street was motivated by “pent-up racial anger,” revealed by the defendants’ electronic messages as well as by witnesses who testified to hearing them make racist tirades and insults.

“All three defendants told you loud and clear, in their own words, how they feel about African Americans,” prosecutor Tara Lyons told the jury Monday.


Defense attorneys insisted that past racist statements by their clients offered no proof they violated Arbery’s civil rights and targeted him because he’s Black. They urged the jury to set aside their emotions.

“It’s natural for you to want retribution or revenge,” said Pete Theodocion, representing William “Roddie” Bryan. “But we have to elevate ourselves … even if it’s the tough thing.”

The basic facts aren’t disputed. The slaying of Arbery nearly two years ago, on Feb. 23, 2020, was captured in a graphic cellphone video that sparked widespread outrage. Father and son Greg and Travis McMichael armed themselves after spotting Arbery running past their home and chased him in a pickup truck. Bryan joined his neighbors in his own truck and recorded the video of Travis McMichael firing at point-blank range.

Police found Arbery had no weapon and no stolen items. Prosecutors said he was merely out jogging.

Travis McMichael’s attorney, Amy Lee Copeland, told the jury that prosecutors presented no evidence that he “ever spoke to anyone about Mr. Arbery’s death in racial terms.” She said her client opened fire in self-defense after Arbery tried to take away his shotgun.

Greg McMichael’s attorney, A.J. Balbo, argued that his client initiated the chase not because Arbery was a Black man, but because he was “THE man” the McMichaels had seen in security camera videos taken from a nearby house under construction.

The McMichaels and Bryan, convicted of murder last fall in a Georgia state court, pleaded not guilty to the federal charges.

FBI agents uncovered roughly two dozen racist text messages and social media posts from the McMichaels and Bryan in the years and months preceding the shooting.

For instance, in 2018, Travis McMichael commented on a Facebook video of a Black man playing a prank on a white person: “I’d kill that f—-ing n—-r.”

Some witnesses testified they heard the McMichaels’ racist statements firsthand. A woman who served under Travis McMichael in the U.S. Coast Guard a decade ago said he called her “n——r lover,” after learning she’d dated a Black man. Another woman testified Greg McMichael had ranted angrily in 2015 when she remarked on the death of civil rights activist Julian Bond, saying, “All those Blacks are nothing but trouble.”
 

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Has Elon Musk put military bases around the entire world and threatened to use them to seize the assets of Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates who, between them, invest around a fifth of the amount Elon does in their security services?
Who cares?

None of them are worth defending.

If you're going to urge pragmatism, the least you could do is be pragmatic about something you can actually change.

In your estimation.
In any reasonable estimation.

What do you think happens when you enforce a one-party dictatorship, suppress and kill all other left-wing political and intellectual figures, suppress all communist movements internationally not explicitly aligned with your party, intervene in other countries in order to murder left-wing activists and revolutionaries not explicitly aligned with your party.

Joseph McCarthy should have got on his knees every night and thanked God for the Bolsheviks, the most effective anti-communists in history.

Maybe. But sometimes you have to test something to find out that it doesn't work. Otherwise you're just going to end up testing the same failure later on.
A lot of people didn't need to "test" to figure out that Bolshevism would be a failure.

A lot of people died fighting it, or speaking out against it. The monstrous and horrible irony is that the thing those people fought for is now inexplicably bound in the public imagination with the failure of Bolshevism.

The success of the Bolsheviks in overthrowing the monarchy and taking over the country in a (nominally at least) socialist revolution is credited with inspiring other socialist and anti-capitalist uprisings throughout the world: in Germany, Hungary, Yugoslavia, Cuba, and South America to name a few.
The Bolsheviks didn't overthrow the monarchy. The monarchy was actually overthrown by the provisional government. The Bolsheviks, at the time merely the leading party of a nominally democratic Petrograd Soviet, staged a military coup against the provisional government (itself lead by the Socialist Revolutionary Party). The Bolsheviks then began the increasingly brutal suppression of other socialist parties, nominally under the excuse of preserving the peace with the Central Powers which many other socialist parties opposed.

That's not even close to a complete list. What about the revolution in Finland, crushed by the whites and their German allies after the Bolsheviks ordered the people in occupied territories not to attack the forces of the Central Powers. What about the Ukraine, crushed by the Bolsheviks themselves. Catalonia, crushed by Stalinists. The third revolution in Russia itself. The Krondstadt rebellion, also in Russia itself.

The leaders of the KPD who participated in the Sparticist uprising in Germany would have been arrested and shot in Russia. Many of the leaders of the Hungarian revolution were arrested and shot in Russia. I'm not kidding when I describe the Bolsheviks as the most effective anti-communists in history.

Had the White Army been victorious, most of these other uprisings would not have been possible, or even attempted.
Several of the ones you describe had already happened by the end of the Russian civil war.