Wait, America doesn’t have those? The merry fuck?...seems obvious in retrospect
Wait, America doesn’t have those? The merry fuck?...seems obvious in retrospect
Mister Rogers you dark horse you.I learned that Mister Rogers was apparently bi. In an authorized biography, he is quoted as telling one of his openly gay friends that, if sexuality were measured on a scale of one to ten, “Well, you know, I must be right smack in the middle. Because I have found women attractive, and I have found men attractive.”
As a former American colony, it's funny how we have it half and half over here. Some restaurants do have these machines, yet they take your card anyway and complete the transaction from behind the counter....seems obvious in retrospect
I haven't visited a McDonald's in years. Hell, a fast food burger is a rare thing.It really makes me think that perhaps a lack of vitamin D and perhaps even a dose of radiation has some *ahem* monstrous effects on living organisms.
Anyways,
‘Merricaaa…Fuck yeah?
I mean, we do...bolted to the cashier's station, far away from the tables, and the waiters take your card to itWait, America doesn’t have those? The merry fuck?
The angler fish maybe, but the goblin shark looks like s normal shark trying to cosplay as a unicorn.Everyone knows the deeper into the ocean you go or the larger the magnification you use, the more horrific God's creation becomes. I think it's that way because He never expected us to be able see those things, so used them as a kind of mad scientist lab to try some weird shit out. Now, just imagine the horrors of space... Explains His relative absence since the times of the Bible where He was overtly hands on; He saw where we were headed, and skipped town before we came after Him with torches and pitchforks.
The Goblin Shark:
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The Angler Fish:
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I'm afraid to be on top of the ocean; the curiosity that drives anyone to want to go under the ocean and find shit like those fucking nightmares is so far beyond me, I don't have the words to express the sheer incredulity.
Man, I’d fuckin’ refuse. I’d rather go up to the counter and pay. And it mean, at that point we’re leaving so it’s not even out of my way or anything.I mean, we do...bolted to the cashier's station, far away from the tables, and the waiters take your card to it
To be fair, the reason a lot of the real deep sea fish we see look so horrific is that they are designed for the metal crushing depths of the ocean where they reside. By the time we see them, they are usually dead and/or out of their natural depth. See everyone's favorite punching bag, the Blob fish;Everyone knows the deeper into the ocean you go or the larger the magnification you use, the more horrific God's creation becomes. I think it's that way because He never expected us to be able see those things, so used them as a kind of mad scientist lab to try some weird shit out. Now, just imagine the horrors of space... Explains His relative absence since the times of the Bible where He was overtly hands on; He saw where we were headed, and skipped town before we came after Him with torches and pitchforks.
The Goblin Shark:
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The Angler Fish:
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I'm afraid to be on top of the ocean; the curiosity that drives anyone to want to go under the ocean and find shit like those fucking nightmares is so far beyond me, I don't have the words to express the sheer incredulity.
I think by the time we could reach said wormhole we'd have either long since collapsed our way back to the middle ages or become post scarity and be able to colonize entire chunks of the galaxyThere’s a Chance the Black Hole at the Center of Our Galaxy Is Actually a Wormhole
The odds are slim, but a new analysis shows it’s possible.getpocket.com
Maybe time travel will be our only hope of saving earth and our species from extinction. But of course it’d also introduce an infinite amount of new ways to fuck things up.
That is unexpected. I recall reading the LotR books and feeling they would never end. This observation is even more surprising because the detail Tolkien managed which I felt was entirely unnecessary and made reading the trilogy a slog. i.e.: paragraphs of cardinal directions while Frodo walked to Mordor which made it feel like I was reading MapQuest directions and not novels of high fantasy.Twilight is longer than The Lord of the Rings
The Two Towers truly is a book of extremes. Every page in Mordor is a slog; overly verbose and just agonising. Conversely, everything involving Rohan and the Riders and Helms Deep is fucking awesome.That is unexpected. I recall reading the LotR books and feeling they would never end. This observation is even more surprising because the detail Tolkien managed which I felt was entirely unnecessary and made reading the trilogy a slog. i.e.: paragraphs of cardinal directions while Frodo walked to Mordor which made it feel like I was reading MapQuest directions and not novels of high fantasy.
I don't recall anything being "fucking awesome" during my read. I only finished them on the principle that I'd come so far, quitting wasn't an option. LotR is probably the one instance I can think of where the film adaptation is superior to the source material.The Two Towers truly is a book of extremes. Every page in Mordor is a slog; overly verbose and just agonising. Conversely, everything involving Rohan and the Riders and Helms Deep is fucking awesome.
I have seen some restaurants start using those, but most still take your card and bring it back.Wait, America doesn’t have those? The merry fuck?