Holy fuck, fuck Astel (Stars of Darkness version). How have I seen nobody complain about this shit-ass boss fight? It's legitimately one of the worst fights in the entire Fromsoft canon. How did this get past QA? Who thought this was fun? Ludicrously long reach, check. AoEs too big to run away from reliably, check. Fights like a total pussy, check. Spending most of the fight just chasing the bastard, check. Lingering hitboxes, check. Floaty movement that often takes him out of your weapon's reach and makes the camera spaz out, check. A seemingly unavoidable teleport attack that one-shots my level 135 character that has no tell distinguishing it from a normal teleport, making it impossible to dodge unless your camera happens by chance to be pointing at the right location, check. It also happens completely randomly, having no damage threshold at which it's activated, making the fight essentially a crapshoot.
While I'm at it, the Ulcerated Tree Spirit is shit too. Spastic movements, way too many moving parts to tell what the fuck it's doing, most of the fight is spent trying to get to the bugger, and worst of all it's repeated like 5 times over the course of the game. Thank christ they're all optional, 'cuz I just don't have the patience for it.
While I'm at it, the Ulcerated Tree Spirit is shit too. Spastic movements, way too many moving parts to tell what the fuck it's doing, most of the fight is spent trying to get to the bugger, and worst of all it's repeated like 5 times over the course of the game. Thank christ they're all optional, 'cuz I just don't have the patience for it.