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One cozy-ass fucking movie! It's weird how good comedians were back then at switching from goofball to sincerity in the same film. John Candy especially could have so much raw emotion in his eyes alone when he really went for it.

Another good post-bratpack Hughes movie is She's Having a Baby.
 

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This was my first time watching it, and I can assure you it's going to get played at least once a Thanksgiving season from here on out.
 
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Deadpool Vs Wolverine.

Gratuitous blood and guts: Check

Gratuitous language: Check

Gratuitous Ryan Reynolds slinging dick, fart and 4th wall jokes: Check

Gratuitous Hugh Jackman sweaty abs: Check

It’s a fucking Disney movie through and through, and about what i expected. So, so-so with a bit of ha-ha and oh yeah splattered here and there, but not quite everywhere.
 

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Clash of the Titans (2010) - I actually like the remake over the original. I respect the original, but I have zero nostalgia for it, and prefer the monster fighting in the remake. Despite being even more actiony, there is character growth and development for Theseus. I actually like how his arc ends and goes into Wrath. Sam Worthington does a great job. It sucks he didn't do more action roles after the sequel, but get why. He didn't want to be type cast into action roles.The only thing I dislike about Theseus is that stupid buzz cut as no ancient Greek ever dawned such a hair style. Thankfully the sequel fixed this and gave him historically accurate hair. Who were trying to please in the Clash Remake, military shooter fans?

The film and cinematography holds up well. The use of color is great, and there's a mix of gold and golden white in specific scenes, areas, or when in Olympus. The CGI holds up well too, though the giant scorpions look somewhat rough nowadays, and the Kraken CGI looks like a mid life PS3 cut-scene. Still impressive, but Blu-Ray makes the CG even more obvious. A lot of the action scenes are shot well, though some of the human on human action has the rapid editing from the late 2000s. It's not the worse, but you don't need that many cuts. Thankfully, most of the action is shot and edited well. Especially the fights with giant monsters and Medusa. They can't afford that shit when they're shooting the literaly money and what people came to see. There is good use of soundstages and practical effects too. I enjoy movies that still do this, even though it's much rare nowadays. They're able to make you feel like you're there without the stage being obvious.

This movie is a hard PG-13 too. It's actually the most brutal of the two movies. They're not afarid to show blood or brutal deaths.

My stand out favorite characters are Dijinn and Pegasus. Pegasus I find so much better in the remake, and give him some sass!
 

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Wrath of the Titans - Good movie overall, with much better CG that has aged well. The film is shot great, and has more of a slightly muted tone without being overbearing nor over saturated. There is still actual color going on. The action is even better with the man on giant monster fights, but the human vs human/humanoid fights are sadly worse than they were in Clash. At least the human on human fights in Clash, they didn't go for the "real/immediate/gritty" camera close up, shaky cam effect. Unfortunately, Wrath does this, and really doesn't work. Not the worse movie to do it that way, but they should have just kept the camera still. The only time it works is when Perseus fights Ares, because the camera is not as zoomed in, the camera follows the characters with good cohesion, and the action works in this case due to them being an open, but closed off environment. It works so much better, but it proves that it wasn't really needed in the first place other than it being "the style at time" and the director's "trademark". This a movie with Greek monsters, gods, and demi-gods, "grounded/realistic" camera should be thrown out the window!

When Zeus and Hades are throwing monsters around and battling Kronos at the end, that's the best part of the movie, because of the epic scaling and wide camera shots. Same thing when the soldiers are fighting those two bodies monsters minions.. I'll Johnathon Liebsman credit at least knowing his stuff and know how to do dynamic camera angles without them being incomprehensible FTR, he did go on to direct TMNT (2014), and the action scenes he does there are much better when it comes to humanoid Turtle vs human fights. He has no choice since he is working with all 4 heroes being CGI.

Back on topic: I do like how the characters are written, and that Perseus is only reluctant to join, because not everything is easy peasy with Zeus, despite more positive attiudes with each other, but Perseus has to look out for the safety and well being of his son, Helius. As far as which movie is better: I like Clash a bit more than Wrath, but I apperciate the more creative monster fights on hand, even though there's less of them.
 

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Lupin The 3rd: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) & Lupin The Third: The First (2019) - Both are awesome Lupin movies you should watch! I was never a hardcore Lupin fan. More so with the TV series, but I tend to enjoy the movies more because of the better animation, along with the great voice acting. You're looking for great adventure capers? These are it!

 
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Jacob's Ladder (1990)

Psychological thriller directed by Englishman Adrian Lyne and one of those movies whose legacy kinda precedes them if you watch them today. It inspired a lot of other works. It's also one of those movies that, nowadays, are almost impossible to watch without knowing the twist beforehand which is why I am going to talk openly about it in this review. However, if you happen to not know the twist of Jacob's Ladder yet and are at all interested in seeing it, take this as a warning.

Jacob's Ladder follows Jacob Singer, played by Tim Robbins, an American soldier who returned from Vietnam after, as we are led to believe, sustaining a gruesome injury. Back home, he works as a deliveryman, dates his coworker after having been divorced from his previous wife and one of his three sons is stated to have died in a car accident. Soon he find himself haunted by strange, demonic apparitions and sinister strangers.

If you've heard of this movie, you've probably also heard about its big reveal, namely that it's depicting Jacob's dying dream. It's one of the earlier examples of the psychological, metaphysical thriller and probably one of the best ones not directed by David Lynch. It inspired a lot of works in its wake, most notably Silent Hill 2 (which has a lot of this and a lot of Lost Highway in it). It's also the movie that that horror trope of monsters or ghosts with twitching heads goes back to. You've probably seen it in something before.

Aside from its vast influence on other works, though, Jacob's Ladder is quite a good movie in its own right. Especially if you are lucky enough to not know the twist beforehand, it successfully keeps you guessing what it is that is happening to Jacob. There are some interesting misdirections and red herrings in there. There is a somewhat understated current of occultism (Jacob is seen surrounded by books on it a couple of times and while it's title is a biblical reference, chances are someone talking about "Jacob"s Ladder" is into Kabbalah) and a somewhat overstated current of conspiracy theories.

Which, honestly, is probably the movies biggest idiosyncrasy. It has this rather prominent subplot about shady drug experiments on soldiers in Vietnam which it deems important enough to make a reference to its historical background before rolling the credits and I'm honestly not entirely sure what exactly it's getting at. It's this weird little conspiracy story that feels a bit like it's from a different movie altogether. Since I've started writing this review I've learned that the pay off to it is in an extended sequence that didn't make it into the final cut of the film but I'm still not sure that it really explains why it's there. I'm kind of tempted to rationalize it by assuming it was something Jacob fantasized to rationalize his own death by friendly fire but if that were the intention, I feel the movie wouldn't have made a point of pointing out it's allegedly inspired by a true story.

I had honestly forgotten just how much of that was in this movie, because what really sticks with you are all the iconic setpieces of horror and drama such as the demonic entities that appear to Jacob at a house party, the hallucinations about his old family or, of course, the hospital sequence which seems to have acted as seed of inspiration for the entire Silent Hill series. I also rather enjoy the genuine sense of unease and paranoia that pervades the movie. It really does make New York feel like a cold and lonely purgatory.

Plus, there's some other stuff in there that's just kinda neat. An impromptu performance of the Marvelette's Mr. Postman by a group of women Jacob comes across during his work. Jason Alexander as a sleazy lawyer. A brief but memorable appearance by Macaulay Culkin. Danny Aiello as an angelic chiropractor who quotes catholic mystic Meister Eckhart and delivers what's basically the summation of the entire movie. It's just a pretty likable and well put together production overall.

So this is still quite good and it is easy to see why it had such an impact on the writing and iconigraphy of many psychological horror movies and games that followed it. It's one of the best executed examples of the "dead all along" twist and it still offers a very memorable, nightmarish depiction of purgatory. The idea that it's a state of mind where you're experiencing an increasingly hellish and nightmarish vision of your own life until you learn to let go of it and accept that it's time to move on. Compared to something like Angel Heart, which feels rather hokey in hindsight, this is rightfully considered a classic of its genre.
 

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The story was horrible. The tone uneven (Parker Posey outdoes the silly Valerie Perrine in a movie that is otherwise Dark Knight serious) . And back in the day, a Youtube video (from around 2007!) got it really right. Someone voices Spiderman and Superman as acted out by a couple of action figures. "I"m a Marvel" and "I'm a DC". Spiderman: I just fought a new Green Goblin, Sandman and Venom". Superman: I fought a rock! But it was as big as a mountain!

Really. Lex Luthor. Again. And Kryptonite. That and Kumar.

It was dull. The story icky (Superman cuckolds Cyclops and is fine with that?) OK, Kevin Spacey provides some fun but you can't expect him to carry an entire movie. And near 20 year old spoiler
Lois and Cyclops are flying to safety when she insists they turn around for some reason. ESP is real?!??!

I did NOT regret the actors being young. Superman is supposed to be eternally 28, or at least was back in the day.

 
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My Old Ass (Amazon Prime)

This movie got some attention because it has Aubrey Plaza but the star role is Maisy Stella. It's a coming of age story with a 1980's style premise where an 18 yr old girl is in communication with her 39-yr old self as she is about to leave her idyllic farm upbringing for The Big City.
It's a nice movie if you find the ladies have some charm and you want to bathe in your feels for 90 minutes. There is a Big Twist that at least half of viewers will see coming a mile away but it's not a mystery movie so that's ok.
It's basically like- take a Frank Capra or Hallmark schmaltz movie and add a little modern/hip paint on top and you have yourself a time. Pretty good if you're down for that sort of thing.
 

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The story was horrible. The tone uneven (Parker Posey outdoes the silly Valerie Perrine in a movie that is otherwise Dark Knight serious) . And back in the day, a Youtube video (from around 2007!) got it really right. Someone voices Spiderman and Superman as acted out by a couple of action figures. "I"m a Marvel" and "I'm a DC". Spiderman: I just fought a new Green Goblin, Sandman and Venom". Superman: I fought a rock! But it was as big as a mountain!

Really. Lex Luthor. Again. And Kryptonite. That and Kumar.

It was dull. The story icky (Superman cuckolds Cyclops and is fine with that?) OK, Kevin Spacey provides some fun but you can't expect him to carry an entire movie. And near 20 year old spoiler
Lois and Cyclops are flying to safety when she insists they turn around for some reason. ESP is real?!??!

I did NOT regret the actors being young. Superman is supposed to be eternally 28, or at least was back in the day.

Yeah, Lex Luthor's plan is...basically just a different version of his scheme in the first movie. Another sign that Bryan Singer was too much of a fan of the original for his own good. I also want to point out that Kal Penn's henchman had an entire subplot cut that would have revealed he was the one responsible for Superman's leaving Earth by faking the distress call from Krypton. They also cut the scene where Superman actually arrives at Krypton to stand in the ruins and discover the distress call was fake...because Singer felt it didn't match the rest of the movie's tone.
 

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Yeah, Lex Luthor's plan is...basically just a different version of his scheme in the first movie. Another sign that Bryan Singer was too much of a fan of the original for his own good. I also want to point out that Kal Penn's henchman had an entire subplot cut that would have revealed he was the one responsible for Superman's leaving Earth by faking the distress call from Krypton. They also cut the scene where Superman actually arrives at Krypton to stand in the ruins and discover the distress call was fake...because Singer felt it didn't match the rest of the movie's tone.
I'd also have to think, Superman on Krypton would lose his powers and be a regular being in the vacuum of space. Maybe he had a space suit? Would he have been able to think that far ahead in that, anytime he's been to space so far (and even in this movie) he doesn't need a space suit.
 

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Subservience

Talk about being born to play a part: Megan Fox as a sexbot assembled in the valley of the uncanny. She gets purchased by a clueless dad who can't cook for shit while his wife is fridged away at the hospital, awaiting a heart transplant. Megan's being offered as a housemaid but evidently she's anatomically accurate and built for fucking because she's riding the dude within days of tricking him into resetting her programming (it's not cheating if you cover your eyes and she does a solid birdcall of your wife). The ball and chain eventually comes back home and the movie autotunes The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, only it's a robotic fuckdoll instead of a nanny.

And no, I don't believe for a second that 1) some dude would buy gynoid Megan Fox at Blade Runner IKEA without so much as checking under the skirt first or 2) a woman wouldn't bat an eye when her husband replaces her with gynoid Megan Fox, simply because the daughter begged daddy.

It Ends with Us

Soap opera about generically attractive people with dreamy jobs and ridiculous names (Lily Bloom, Ryle Kinkaid, Atlas Corrigan), moderately bolstered by the fact that it confronts - as unsubtly as the title suggests - the ugliness of abusive relationships and the cycles of calm and hurt they beget. If I hadn't known any of that I probably would've enjoyed the movie more when it took the turn that it did, instead of waiting a whopping 90 minutes for things to go from mom porn to Jennifer Lopez's seminal 2002 film Enough, but then I probably wouldn't even have bothered watching just another romcom about flower shop girl Lily Bloom meets Ryle Kinkaid, neurosurgeon extraordinaire.

To the movie's credit it does generally avoid the pitfalls of Jenny From the Block's CSI take on special victims.

Nicholas Kazan's script makes the evil husband such an unlikely caricature of hard-breathing sadistic testosterone that he cannot possibly be a real human being. Of course there are men who beat their wives and torture them with cruel mind games, but do they satirize themselves as the heavy in a B movie? The husband's swings of personality and mood are so sudden, and his motivation makes so little sense, that he has no existence beyond the stereotyped Evil Rich White Male. The fact that he preys on a poor Latino waitress is just one more cynical cliche. - Roger Ebert, 2002.
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It's basically another fun (...fun? Fun!) movie from Mr. Atomic Blonde/Deadpool 2/Bullet Train, who expertly makes entertaining movies I will immediately forget. This one has the benefit of starring two charismatic stars who have impeccable chemistry with each other and can be funny, attractive and badass all in one go, but the downside of its own pacing. The movie took way too long to get started, and once it did, it took even longer to wrap up. This some quantum realm shit.
 
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I just finished re-watching Immortals after not seeing for a near whole decade. The movie's action scenes still hold up great and has excellent art direction. I love how the movie is filmed. I find it much better than 300. Henry Cavill as Theseus works and Mickey Rourke is a stand out villain as Hyperion. If you want to be technical, it is the better Clash of the Titans Remake (the original lacked Titans too), because Titans actually show up, and there's more than one of them (Wrath of the Titans). Immortals definitely has better filmed action than Clash or Wrath when it comes to human on human fights. Immortals keeps the camera still, uses the slow-mo to great effect, and there are no quick cuts/rapid editing/shaky cam nonsense of any kind. It's hands down the best God of War movie ever made with the actual blood and gore.

The only flaw with the movie is that some of the supporting cast is a bit weak compared to Titans duo-logy. The actors are not at fault, but I can bother to remember the name of the other side characters in Immortals. You can this movie on the cheap nearly anywhere. Pay no more than $11 though in this economy.


 

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Subservience

Talk about being born to play a part: Megan Fox as a sexbot assembled in the valley of the uncanny. She gets purchased by a clueless dad who can't cook for shit while his wife is fridged away at the hospital, awaiting a heart transplant. Megan's being offered as a housemaid but evidently she's anatomically accurate and built for fucking because she's riding the dude within days of tricking him into resetting her programming (it's not cheating if you cover your eyes and she does a solid birdcall of your wife). The ball and chain eventually comes back home and the movie autotunes The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, only it's a robotic fuckdoll instead of a nanny.

And no, I don't believe for a second that 1) some dude would buy gynoid Megan Fox at Blade Runner IKEA without so much as checking under the skirt first or 2) a woman wouldn't bat an eye when her husband replaces her with gynoid Megan Fox, simply because the daughter begged daddy.

It Ends with Us

Soap opera about generically attractive people with dreamy jobs and ridiculous names (Lily Bloom, Ryle Kinkaid, Atlas Corrigan), moderately bolstered by the fact that it confronts - as unsubtly as the title suggests - the ugliness of abusive relationships and the cycles of calm and hurt they beget. If I hadn't known any of that I probably would've enjoyed the movie more when it took the turn that it did, instead of waiting a whopping 90 minutes for things to go from mom porn to Jennifer Lopez's seminal 2002 film Enough, but then I probably wouldn't even have bothered watching just another romcom about flower shop girl Lily Bloom meets Ryle Kinkaid, neurosurgeon extraordinaire.

To the movie's credit it does generally avoid the pitfalls of Jenny From the Block's CSI take on special victims.



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oNe oF ThEsE Is nOt lIkE ThE OtHeR

It's basically another fun (...fun? Fun!) movie from Mr. Atomic Blonde/Deadpool 2/Bullet Train, who expertly makes entertaining movies I will immediately forget. This one has the benefit of starring two charismatic stars who have impeccable chemistry with each other and can be funny, attractive and badass all in one go, but the downside of its own pacing. The movie took way too long to get started, and once it did, it took even longer to wrap up. This some quantum realm shit.
I enjoyed reading this post more than you enjoyed watching those movies lol. Thank you.
 

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I'd also have to think, Superman on Krypton would lose his powers and be a regular being in the vacuum of space. Maybe he had a space suit? Would he have been able to think that far ahead in that, anytime he's been to space so far (and even in this movie) he doesn't need a space suit.
He doesn't need a space suit. Would Jesus need a space suit?

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