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PsychedelicDiamond

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Snake Eyes (1998)

Conspiracy thriller by Brian DePalma, of Scarface and Mission Impossible 1 fame, starring Nicholas Cage.

The American Secretary for the Ministry of Defense, now War, is murdered attending a boxing match at a New Jersey hotel and casino. An islamic terrorist is quickly blamed for the attack, Cage plays a sleazy cop, just happening to attend the same boxing match, trying to suss out who really did it. Now, let's get the obvious piece of trivia out of the way, right away: the murdered politician's name happens to be Charles Kirkland and he dies after being shot through the throat. This quaint little bit of life imitating art with a 27 years delay aside, peculiar as it is, Snake Eyes is a very entertaining movie.

For one, because it's directed incredibly well. DePalma pulls out all his favourite tricks for this one and he has certainly mastered them well at this point. Tracking shots, matter of fact starting on an over 10 minutes one, split screens, POV shots, the same events seen from different perspectives with all the details kept consistent, rarely has anyone ever directed a movie as hard as DePalma directed Snake Eyes. The other one is because about half of the movie consists of Nicholas Cage yelling at people, which is sort of an intrinsically entertaining thing to watch.

The story itself mostly goes through the motions of a vaguely neo noir whodunnit, interestingly mainly for its compact, contained setting, a New Jersey resort during a storm. Although some paranoiacs ears may perk up, learning that some of it was shot in a real Casino owned, at that point, by Donald Trump. All that aside though, there's nothing particularly bold about Snake Eyes thematics. Hardly anyone will be surprised by the revelation of who did dun it, which comes about halfway through the movie. It was the Military Industrial Complex, at the gambling parlor, with a sniper! The MIC, this is a spoiler, her mostly embodied by a cartoonishly sinister Gary Sinise. Add to that a sexy whistleblower in over hear head (Carla Cugino) and a fixed boxing match and you've got all the moving part for what's definitely a very fun movie, if at its essence a conventional one

I enjoyed Snake Eyes quite a bit, make no mistake. It's breathlessly fast paced, extraordinarily well directed, the dialogue is snappy, Cage is giving it his all and everyone opposite him is doing their best to keep up, it's all very finely honed blockbuster film making. It's just the rather limp payoff that stops the movie from going out on a high note and, honestly, just feels a bit like a compromise to convention. I just learned that originally, the movie was meant to end on the hurricane tearing down the entire hotel and casino, which, I suppose, is the kind of goofy formalist gesture they just didn't let you get away with at that point anymore but I think I might have preferred. The actual ending which technically amounts to "Well, we found the individuals responsible and we made sure to hold them accountable"... you know, I feel like the 90's were just about the last decade where that wouldn't get you laughed out of the room.

Snake Eyes is a pretty good movie though, no doubt about that. It just falls short of being as transgressive as you'd hope for that kind of subject matter. Which doesn't make it worse, it just makes it less interesting than it could have been. In essence, it's still an incredibly tightly written and directed thriller with a killer presentation. It just falls short of transcending its material, in essence turning conspiracy into quaint murder mistery that's resolved in 90 minutes. A pretty good one, certainly, but it's not an ending that'll still with me the way the final scene of DePalma's earlier foray into the genre, Blow Out, did. Now that's how you end a movie, man...
 

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Snake Eyes (1998)

Conspiracy thriller by Brian DePalma, of Scarface and Mission Impossible 1 fame, starring Nicholas Cage.

The American Secretary for the Ministry of Defense, now War, is murdered attending a boxing match at a New Jersey hotel and casino. An islamic terrorist is quickly blamed for the attack, Cage plays a sleazy cop, just happening to attend the same boxing match, trying to suss out who really did it. Now, let's get the obvious piece of trivia out of the way, right away: the murdered politician's name happens to be Charles Kirkland and he dies after being shot through the throat. This quaint little bit of life imitating art with a 27 years delay aside, peculiar as it is, Snake Eyes is a very entertaining movie.

For one, because it's directed incredibly well. DePalma pulls out all his favourite tricks for this one and he has certainly mastered them well at this point. Tracking shots, matter of fact starting on an over 10 minutes one, split screens, POV shots, the same events seen from different perspectives with all the details kept consistent, rarely has anyone ever directed a movie as hard as DePalma directed Snake Eyes. The other one is because about half of the movie consists of Nicholas Cage yelling at people, which is sort of an intrinsically entertaining thing to watch.

The story itself mostly goes through the motions of a vaguely neo noir whodunnit, interestingly mainly for its compact, contained setting, a New Jersey resort during a storm. Although some paranoiacs ears may perk up, learning that some of it was shot in a real Casino owned, at that point, by Donald Trump. All that aside though, there's nothing particularly bold about Snake Eyes thematics. Hardly anyone will be surprised by the revelation of who did dun it, which comes about halfway through the movie. It was the Military Industrial Complex, at the gambling parlor, with a sniper! The MIC, this is a spoiler, her mostly embodied by a cartoonishly sinister Gary Sinise. Add to that a sexy whistleblower in over hear head (Carla Cugino) and a fixed boxing match and you've got all the moving part for what's definitely a very fun movie, if at its essence a conventional one

I enjoyed Snake Eyes quite a bit, make no mistake. It's breathlessly fast paced, extraordinarily well directed, the dialogue is snappy, Cage is giving it his all and everyone opposite him is doing their best to keep up, it's all very finely honed blockbuster film making. It's just the rather limp payoff that stops the movie from going out on a high note and, honestly, just feels a bit like a compromise to convention. I just learned that originally, the movie was meant to end on the hurricane tearing down the entire hotel and casino, which, I suppose, is the kind of goofy formalist gesture they just didn't let you get away with at that point anymore but I think I might have preferred. The actual ending which technically amounts to "Well, we found the individuals responsible and we made sure to hold them accountable"... you know, I feel like the 90's were just about the last decade where that wouldn't get you laughed out of the room.

Snake Eyes is a pretty good movie though, no doubt about that. It just falls short of being as transgressive as you'd hope for that kind of subject matter. Which doesn't make it worse, it just makes it less interesting than it could have been. In essence, it's still an incredibly tightly written and directed thriller with a killer presentation. It just falls short of transcending its material, in essence turning conspiracy into quaint murder mistery that's resolved in 90 minutes. A pretty good one, certainly, but it's not an ending that'll still with me the way the final scene of DePalma's earlier foray into the genre, Blow Out, did. Now that's how you end a movie, man...
Snake Eyes is a perfectly assembled ham cheese tomato toasted sandwich, with DePalma’s deft hand adding just enough pickle mustard for zest. As you say entirely conventional, but you’re not at all sorry that you ate it.
 

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I saw Blitz (2011) over the weekend. I pretty decent action thriller with Jason Statham leading. Not his best, but not his worst either.
 

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Spinal Tap 2: The End Continues

I wasn't gonna watch this because I'm sick of nostalgia-bait rehashes but I was on planes this week and read all the books I brought with me.

Now you may think that just because I'm a gen-x-er and a comedy and music nerd and was a metal head I would have watched Spinal Tap a million times and memorized it and of course you would be right.

As I feared, this new sequel is basically insisting upon how great the original was. Lots of shittier rehashes of classic moments from the original. The new bits fell flat (I never want to see another piece of cheese again). Worst of all the bit of story drama they add to excuse the premise is stupid and adds nothing.

The good bits are the cameos. Paul McCartney and Elton John are charming and funny and sure a lot of it is that they are legends and I am not immune to celebrating the still-living legends of the classic rock era. Elton especially really goes all-in.

It's a short movie so it's worth watching for fans of the original aas long as you treat it as another one of those reunions they do every 10 years. And of course the bittersweet element of it being Rob Reiner's last thing ever.
 
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First 2026 movie I watch is The Rip and it's just another streaming potboiler. It's a bunch of cops acting tough for an hour in a single location, trying to manufacture drama out of very little (one of them may or may not be a traitor), followed by a brief and unmemorable soundstage car chase and capped off by a shot of two bros watching the sun rise. If it didn't star Matt Damon and Ben Affleck you wouldn't even bother watching for 5 minutes.
 

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First 2026 movie I watch is The Rip and it's just another streaming potboiler. It's a bunch of cops acting tough for an hour in a single location, trying to manufacture drama out of very little (one of them may or may not be a traitor), followed by a brief and unmemorable soundstage car chase and capped off by a shot of two bros watching the sun rise. If it didn't star Matt Damon and Ben Affleck you wouldn't even bother watching for 5 minutes.
Thank you for saving me a couple of hours.
Watched "Caught Stealing" (2025) on Netflix
Directed by this guy https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004716/?ref_=tt_ov_1_1 the last person one might think of making a movie like this.


I thought it would be a silly crime romp like Guy Richie might make. Instead, it is a pretty heavy affair. Much more violent than I anticipated. But it's pretty good. C+

EDIT Deleted trailer. Shows way too much
 

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After being so thoroughly disappointed by The Running Man, we ended up watching Edgar Wright's classic movies. Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz.

I've never watched Shaun of the Dead before, mainly because I despise zombies as a concept. But I knew this was a comedy, so I wasn't too put off by the idea of zombies. I always enjoy seeing British life being portrayed more authentically, which we get to see through Shaun's bland existence as a electronics salesman still living with friends from college. I found it just the right amount of funny. There might have been one or two British inside jokes that went over my head, but I was entertained throughout. I was a little shocked at how dark the movie gets. Based on clips I saw over the years I was expecting a more or less totally happy ending for Shaun, but he had to shoot his mom in the face.

I have watched Hot Fuzz before, but only as a child. It was easily the goriest movie I had ever seen in my life at that point. I liked it much better than Shaun of the Dead. The jokes land harder, the running gags are funnier, and Simon Pegg playing against type. I was surprised at how convincing he was as an action star. He and Nick Frost also have actual chemistry this time, they make a more convincing couple than Shaun and his love interest. Also Timothy Dalton was vaguely familiar and only when writing this review did I remember he was James Bond for a bit.
 
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I've never watched Shaun of the Dead before, mainly because I despise zombies as a concept. But I knew this was a comedy, so I wasn't too put off by the idea of zombies. I always enjoy seeing British life being portrayed more authentically, which we get to see through Shaun's bland existence as a electronics salesman still living with friends from college. I found it just the right amount of funny. There might have been one or two British inside jokes that went over my head, but I was entertained throughout. I was a little shocked at how dark the movie gets. Based on clips I saw over the years I was expecting a more or less totally happy ending for Shaun, but he had to shoot his mom in the face.
Don't know if this would be considered a hot take, but Simon Pegg never delivered a better performance in anything afterward.
 
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Don't know if this would be considered a hot take, but Simon Pegg never delivered a better performance in anything afterward.
Hmmm. I've only ever really seen him in these movies, Mission Impossible, and Star Trek. Initially I was going to disagree, but the more I thought about it, I began to agree with you. In Hot Fuzz, his character is more of a caricature than an actual character. Scotty and Benjie are the exact same character, funny but nothing to write home about. I guess I will see how his performance in the last Cornetto movie will stack up.
 

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Hmmm. I've only ever really seen him in these movies, Mission Impossible, and Star Trek. Initially I was going to disagree, but the more I thought about it, I began to agree with you. In Hot Fuzz, his character is more of a caricature than an actual character. Scotty and Benjie are the exact same character, funny but nothing to write home about. I guess I will see how his performance in the last Cornetto movie will stack up.
Out of everything I've seen him in he feels the most natural in Shaun. He's also at his best when he's losing his shit, which for some reason American movies haven't been too keen on allowing him to.
 
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