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Jack Ryan: Ghost War

Amazon's Mandalorian and Grogu; ie. let's shoot a couple of TV-grade episodes and call it a movie. It's 100 minutes and stars people you kinda recognize from movies - who's gonna tell?

I was never that big on the show to begin with. I like in theory that Jim from The Office should play Jack Ryan, but Krasinski is a flatline in the part and appears to be actively opposing every opportunity to inject some humanity or personality to the character. And it just feels like a vanity project at this point, that you should cast yourself as a reluctant *anything* in a movie that you story by, write and produce.

There's also some nothingburger plot about Greer's shady post-9/11 shenanigans coming back to haunt him that ultimately excuse the CIA of any wrongdoing, and lots of publicity for Dubai that gave me the ick.

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Jack Ryan: Ghost War

Amazon's Mandalorian and Grogu; ie. let's shoot a couple of TV-grade episodes and call it a movie. It's 100 minutes and stars people you kinda recognize from movies - who's gonna tell?

I was never that big on the show to begin with. I like in theory that Jim from The Office should play Jack Ryan, but Krasinski is a flatline in the part and appears to be actively opposing every opportunity to inject some humanity or personality to the character. And it just feels like a vanity project at this point, that you should cast yourself as a reluctant *anything* in a movie that you story by, write and produce.

There's also some nothingburger plot about Greer's shady post-9/11 shenanigans coming back to haunt him that ultimately excuse the CIA of any wrongdoing, and lots of publicity for Dubai that gave me the ick.

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Man, he's still at it? Wasn't he first cast as Jack Ryan like a decade ago?
 
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Man, he's still at it? Wasn't he first cast as Jack Ryan like a decade ago?
Show started 2018 and the last season ended on a very bland note in 2023 that didn't really communicate much of a finale. "Adventure continues" sort of ending that apparently means we get a new movie or season whenever Krasinski feels like it.
 
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Reflections in a Dead Diamond (2025)

Most recent movie by Franco-Belgian power couple Bruno Forzani and Helen Cattet. They are film makers I have more or less always ignored, which might have been a mistake on my part, because they have certainly distinguished themselves, making surreal, psychedelic pastiches of European genre cinema. This one being a send-up of James Bond, along with a variety of low budget French and Italian productions made to piggyback on the success of James Bond. Mario Bava's Diabolik being the most blatant influence here, with a dash of the Fantomas series. So, you might surmise, we are in deep European hipster shit here.

So, Reflections is about retired super spy, or perhaps super spy actor, John D. (Don't think I don't see what you did there.), played by Fabio Testi, being haunted by his past, mainly seductive transforming villainess Serpentik. It plays out as a series of hallucinatory flashbacks to his work as a secret agent intercut with his present life as a retiree in a hotel on the French Riviera, where he suspects Serpentik might be coming after him again.

The title Reflections in a Dead Diamond suggests something fractured and the movie certainly seems to take that as a model for its storytelling, which is not only nonlinear and elleptical but also layered in a way that's hard to make sense of. On face value, it's tempting to say it's about an elderly spy actor who has lost the ability to tell the details of his own life apart from those of the character he famously played and his subsequent descent into violent paranoia. Which is certainly one reading of it. One contrasted, if course, by an encounter with a super villain who makes his victims "believe they're in a movie".

There is a hint, certainly, of Inland Empire to the way it treats the role an actor plays as a prison they're trapped in, but it never establishes as openly an unambiguously metaphysical layer. It doesn't have that lynchian adventure game logic of "Receive the magic gun from the otherwordly rabbit people to shoot the Phantom and break the curse." logic. Whether John D. Is an actor who thinks he's a secret agent or a secret agent who thinks he's an actor, there is no way for him to break free, only to spiral down and follow this delirious journey to its logical conclusion.

Which isn't to say that that delirious journey isn't quite beautiful. The directors are certainly more than skilled when it comes to presenting these heightened, overly saturated remixes of genre cinema. See, there's an interesting conversation to be had here. People like to talk about invoking "dream logic" but what's so fascinating about dreams, mine at least, is that they're composed of familiar parts of your own experiences and memories, rearranged in an absurd way. It's impossible for a movie, or any other medium, to recreate the specificity of that experience, but what they can do is either rearranging the part of universally familiar experiences (which is where a big part of the whole liminal space craze comes from, utilizing slightly off-key versions of places like schools, shopping centres, public pools and other spaces most people within a certain age range and cultural background would have childhood memories from) or rearranging parts of familiar media, where the individual parts are recognizable but the way they're welded together is strange and nonsensical.

Accordingly, Reflections in a Dead Diamond is a film that, On a moment to moment basis, you feel like you can almost follow. Almost has a familiar plot, because so many familiar pieces are there. But when you look at it as a whole, the picture these pieces form just isn't quite identifiable. Which makes it rather interesting. Now, I don't think it's a great film, exactly. While it certainly tries to be short and dense, that density is almost all in its visuals. Which are brilliant, make no mistake, but the actual plot meanders and sometimes almost veers into the repetitive. Often making it feel like a series of clips and setpieces that only barely amount to a progressing narrative, even an abstract one. But make no mistake: There's a lot about Reflections in a Dead Diamond that's just really plain cool, which, for me, makes up for most of its narrative shortcomings.
 

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I really liked Project Hail Mary. Visually amazing, Gosling is Gosling it up, fun soundtrack. Conceptually, the sci fi set up is really fun. But a lot of the science is just so distractingly dumb. I don't even really care about that stuff, but it's so central to the movie so it's impossible to ignore. Learning how to communicate with an alien in 5 mins? Great, no problem. Handling civilization-ending lifeforms in a box made of plywood? Sure, whatever. But then you get to the nonsense with near-lightspeed travel. Spoiler I guess?

How convenient that the space bacteria can magically enable interstellar travel, but that's actually a fun concept. But the drama behind the mission being a one way trip just felt ridiculous. You have fricking living fuel that reproduces at an insane rate, but no one thought to make it possible to grow fuel for a trip back home? How did they design tiny little drones that could travel the distance back to Earth with seemingly no fuel to speak of? What if the solution to the astrophage was more than what could fit in a fucking mason jar? And the way Grace ended up being sent on the mission was ridiculous. Sure time is of the essence, but I don't think they ever made clear what the time costs to get another set of scientists trained were. I think it would have been much better if they just revealed that Grace was always going to be on the mission and they didn't tell him until launch.

Then there were smaller things like the entire spaceship being piloted through a fucking joystick. You have an autonomous robot nurse, but piloting the ship is done manually? That Grace had to physically come out of the ship to pick up the sampler was so fucking contrived too. It's already a magical 5 kilometer long chain that can unspooled automatically, surely a better system was possible. And why didn't they use Rocky's ship? It was way bigger, probably more suited for atmospheric entry.


Okay, I just needed to get that out of my system. Overall, still really enjoyed the movie. It makes me wonder if the book handled all the science stuff better.
 
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I really liked Project Hail Mary. Visually amazing, Gosling is Gosling it up, fun soundtrack. Conceptually, the sci fi set up is really fun. But a lot of the science is just so distractingly dumb. I don't even really care about that stuff, but it's so central to the movie so it's impossible to ignore. Learning how to communicate with an alien in 5 mins? Great, no problem. Handling civilization-ending lifeforms in a box made of plywood? Sure, whatever. But then you get to the nonsense with near-lightspeed travel. Spoiler I guess?

How convenient that the space bacteria can magically enable interstellar travel, but that's actually a fun concept. But the drama behind the mission being a one way trip just felt ridiculous. You have fricking living fuel that reproduces at an insane rate, but no one thought to make it possible to grow fuel for a trip back home? How did they design tiny little drones that could travel the distance back to Earth with seemingly no fuel to speak of? What if the solution to the astrophage was more than what could fit in a fucking mason jar? And the way Grace ended up being sent on the mission was ridiculous. Sure time is of the essence, but I don't think they ever made clear what the time costs to get another set of scientists trained were. I think it would have been much better if they just revealed that Grace was always going to be on the mission and they didn't tell him until launch.

Then there were smaller things like the entire spaceship being piloted through a fucking joystick. You have an autonomous robot nurse, but piloting the ship is done manually? That Grace had to physically come out of the ship to pick up the sampler was so fucking contrived too. It's already a magical 5 kilometer long chain that can unspooled automatically, surely a better system was possible. And why didn't they use Rocky's ship? It was way bigger, probably more suited for atmospheric entry.


Okay, I just needed to get that out of my system. Overall, still really enjoyed the movie. It makes me wonder if the book handled all the science stuff better.
You can "coulda, woulda, shoulda" any film until it's unrecognizable from the finished product we get, but the point of film is entertainment, and it sounds like you enjoyed this one; I did too.

That's the issue I take with a lot of modern criticism; it feels like so many are coming away with what a film "should" have done, and aren't considering if they enjoyed themselves. It's a work of FICTION, literally means it's completely disregarding reality; so as far as I'm concerned, whatever sci-fi nonsense they needed to concoct IS the reality of the world they created, and what they gave me was a very touching and entertaining story about to disparate beings incidentally coming together in a common effort to save their worlds. And it worked. I enjoyed every second of the movie whilst eating popcorn out of the novelty spacesuit helmet fashioned after Gosling's helmet in the film (it's selling on eBay for almost $150 now, btw. Not selling mine, but others are asking $150.)
 
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You can "coulda, woulda, shoulda" any film until it's unrecognizable from the finished product we get, but the point of film is entertainment, and it sounds like you enjoyed this one; I did too.

That's the issue I take with a lot of modern criticism; it feels like so many are coming away with what a film "should" have done, and aren't considering if they enjoyed themselves. It's a work of FICTION, literally means it's completely disregarding reality; so as far as I'm concerned, whatever sci-fi nonsense they needed to concoct IS the reality of the world they created, and what they gave me was a very touching and entertaining story about to disparate beings incidentally coming together in a common effort to save their worlds. And it worked. I enjoyed every second of the movie whilst eating popcorn out of the novelty spacesuit helmet fashioned after Gosling's helmet in the film (it's selling on eBay for almost $150 now, btw. Not selling mine, but others are asking $150.)
I think it's generally an issue of expectations. I was led to believe that the movie was supposed to be a The Martian-esque sci-fi, but the science is pretty definitively second-fiddle to Grace and Rocky's story. Once they hand-waved away interstellar travel I forced myself to relax and accept this wasn't that kind of movie. That said, I maintain that the movie should play by it's own rules when trying to pull at our heartstrings. You can't tell us that Grace isn't making it back home because there's no fuel, while hinging your entire plan on being able to physically send crap home.

Absolutely correct. You can poke holes into every movie, but if you take more away from those holes than the tapestry woven, then it wasn't a good movie for reasons despite the holes.
When you posted this, I was literally just typing out that no story is perfect and it's basically the movies job to distract/justify the weaknesses in writing. A lot of the Disney+ crap they've been putting out is often criticised for bad writing, but my problems with them almost always primarily have to do with how awful they look. I can enjoy an action movie without a good story, but what the hell good is an action movie with shitty action?
 

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Reminds of Ebert’s quote, “It’s not what a movie is about, it’s how it is about it.”
If only he walked the walk a bit more on that. Seriously, just see his reaction to slasher films, or the 1989 Batman review.

ETA: To be fair, I'll say that that quote is actually one of my main philosophies I follow for my reviews, especially when scoring them. If I have what seems like an unusually high score for the type of movie it is, it's probably because I scored it on a basis of "What was the movie trying to do, and how well did it pull it off?" For example, is Friday the 13th Part VI a perfect movie? Hell no, but it still gets a full 5 stars from me because it is everything I want in a Friday the 13th film, and then some.
 

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You can't tell us that Grace isn't making it back home because there's no fuel, while hinging your entire plan on being able to physically send crap home.
Sure you can; write a fictional scenario where that's exactly the case. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Yes, I'm hand waving the writing in lieu of the whole which was very much an enjoyable experience. As long as near-light speed travel eludes human capabilities, writers can explain it any way they see fit if the end result is a film that's worth my while. It's like time travel; no film has ever done it in a way that makes logical sense, but if a good writer uses their logic and it makes for a good movie, I'm on board.
 

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We watched all three Maze Runner movies over the weekend.

You know what, they're not half bad. I'd say they kinda missed the boat on the whole YA thing but at least they finished their story. Divergent is the one that was left hanging when they tried to split the last book into two movies, as you do, and they never got to make Part 2. How embarrassing.

First Maze Runner is sci-fi Lord of the Flies and probably has the tightest plotting. Second movie is essentially one big chase, third movie is essentially one big rescue. For YA it's actually pretty good action. It's relentless and videogamey in a good way, with lots of variety (settings, weapons, enemies) and cool set-pieces. There's some tastefully gnarly PG stuff involving zombies and biomechanical spiders. I was prepared to just MST3K the whole series but I dunno man, I got into it. It's like a kiddy version of The Last of Us that doesn't make me miserable.

I guess they're missing a more commanding protagonist. There's no J-Law elevating and tying everything together. But I do prefer Dylan O'Brien's character, whatever his name was, over Katniss. He at least drives the plot, and is actively participating, as opposed to Katniss who gets carted around by her allies and enemies, eyes rolling and protesting every step of the way.

The last movie rushes lots of bizarre twists and developments that could've used more time but honestly I'd rather have that over a Part I/Part 2 deal.

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If only he walked the walk a bit more on that. Seriously, just see his reaction to slasher films, or the 1989 Batman review.

ETA: To be fair, I'll say that that quote is actually one of my main philosophies I follow for my reviews, especially when scoring them. If I have what seems like an unusually high score for the type of movie it is, it's probably because I scored it on a basis of "What was the movie trying to do, and how well did it pull it off?" For example, is Friday the 13th Part VI a perfect movie? Hell no, but it still gets a full 5 stars from me because it is everything I want in a Friday the 13th film, and then some.
Yes to Part VI! It was my first Friday film too, so that might have something to do with it.
 

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And with that, I have now finished my masochistic task and reviewed every DisneyToons sequel.
 

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Mandalorian and Grogu - 9/10

Yeah I like modern Star Wars, so only your finest rants on how I’m killing cinema and ruining things please.

With that said, the movie was a lot of fun and very brisk and doesn’t meander around on things that don’t matter. There’s some nice lore cuts for Clone Wars fans but it doesn’t name drop shit obnoxiously. Mando is on top form; shooting, punching and setting fools on fire. Also it’s nice to see Sigourney Weaver in Star Wars; although I don’t think they got the best takes out of her for some scenes but she’s not in it enough to matter much. What I like is that the movie doesn’t give a definitive end to Mando and Grogu’s story; sure certain unavoidable conditions are mentioned but it’s very much just a more involved and complicated working week for them.

However, one part of this movie that fucking slapped was its soundtrack. The standout track for me is (the all too short) Shikari. 90 seconds of some great cyberpunk synth beats with Mando’s spaghetti western theme worked into it. But most of it pretty awesome.
 

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Project Hail Mary.

How convenient that the space bacteria can magically enable interstellar travel, but that's actually a fun concept. But the drama behind the mission being a one way trip just felt ridiculous. You have fricking living fuel that reproduces at an insane rate, but no one thought to make it possible to grow fuel for a trip back home? How did they design tiny little drones that could travel the distance back to Earth with seemingly no fuel to speak of? What if the solution to the astrophage was more than what could fit in a fucking mason jar? And the way Grace ended up being sent on the mission was ridiculous. Sure time is of the essence, but I don't think they ever made clear what the time costs to get another set of scientists trained were. I think it would have been much better if they just revealed that Grace was always going to be on the mission and they didn't tell him until launch.

It makes me wonder if the book handled all the science stuff better.
All of those are elaborated on in the book.
 

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I don't like that argument, at all. If you are going to make an adaptation of something, it needs to stand on its own. Now, I don't know what's in the spoiler, because I intend to see the movie at some point, but if an adaptation has a plot hole or something that requires reading the source material to fill or explain, it doesn't count to me. Any adaptation that requires the source material to understand is a bad adaptation, IMO. It's one of the biggest issues I had with Five Nights At Freddy's 2. So much stuff that the movie glazed over/mentioned briefly where it is impactful...if you know FNAF lore already. Who is that security guard? Who is Skeet Ulrich's character? Good luck understanding that or the full picture just watching the movie.
 
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The House: That Escalated Quickly / Great

Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler are doting parents who banked on a scholarship to send their daughter to the college of here choice, but when corrupt politics deny them that scholarship, they go all-in on a scheme to start an illegal casino in the home of their friend (Jason Mantzoukas.)

Funny movie that leans on the ridiculousness without shame. Don't let the reviews deter you from this good time, but also don't expect Citizen Kane. It's a Will Ferrell joint; "stupid" is all but in the title.
 

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