Are You Related To Anyone Famous? And Do You Care?

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So I just saw an article on msn.com about a descendant of some confederate leader, watching as a statue of that ancestor was torn down, and how he felt about it. For him, he described the statue as "just something kind of neat that he walked past, but didn't really worry too much about." but then, for obvious reasons due to recent events, things changed. I didn't read the full article, but his general opinion was he was glad the statue came down. But it did make me think about my own situation, and I was curious who else might be in a similar situation.

I am distantly related to John Hancock. Yes, that John Hancock. Not directly, but he had 2 brothers, and my family can trace their history back on my mother's side, back to one of his brothers. One of my earliest memories is going to Show and Tell at school with some family heirlooms, and having my mom explain the family crest and all that to the class. For me it's only ever been an interesting historical tidbit, that I frankly don't give a shit about. Though it was fun to use in an argument once, with some redneck fuck who tried to pull the "my ancestors have been in this country blah blah, so my views on politics are correct because ancestry!!" and I was like "***** please, my ancestor signed the Fuck You King!" letter to the British, and I think your full of shit, so don't give me that line about correctness from family line, because I got you beat." But other than that, it means nothing to me. I've never really looked into his family history much, because history isn't a subject I find very compelling, especially growing up in a region of the country where worship of history justifies a ton of bullshit racism and bigotry.

I assume plenty of them were probably slave owners, and plenty were racists, but I don't define my self worth based on comparing myself to them, so it doesn't matter to me. "What's that? You say an ancestor of mine was a major asshole? Ok, that's to be expected, people can often be assholes. I'm sure there are tons of assholes in your family too. What of it?" Is my usual stance on the matter. I don't really care if your history is dirty as shit, I care about what you are doing, and how you treat those around you.


So what about you? Any of you have someone of "historical significance/note" in your family tree? If so, how does it, if at all, impact your life, positive or negative?
 

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Not at all, fortunately it seems like I am no one of importance, my father does claim to be a descendant from someone important from Spain but his information in both unreliable and unidentifiable, while my mother claims to be a descendant from an Aztec princess, so just the fact that she can't name any names makes her claims to be more based on fantasy than reality.

So no, as far as I'm aware of I'm as unimportant as it gets, which is perfectly fine with me.
 
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I've been told that I look like the guy who played Pacey on Dawson's Creek, but that's it. As far as my ancestry, I know it as far back as my grandparents on my mother's side, and that's it. It has absolutely zero meaning or importance to me.
 

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The genealogist of my family(who has records going back like 200 years) says that former President Bill Clinton is a second cousin of the family. Never met him, never will. But I do hold out hope of some far family reunion and Billy boy rocks up with a saxophone.
 

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According to family legend: Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, through an alleged illegitimate child of an illegitimate child. Of course, we have no proof, and I'm skeptical.

Other than that, most of my ancestors were dirt poor farmers in the various backwaters of Europe.

I've heard it stated that almost anyone with English ancestry is likely descended from Edward I, but that's hardly special if it's so common.

Also based on research, I found out that one of my ancestor's brother's was deported to Australia way back when, so I might still have some relatives on the underside of the world, fighting off the drop bears and magpies.
 
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Proooobably not.

There's a french kid's song that has a character with my last name in it, but I highly doubt that even if that person was real that I'm related to him.

The only thing close to a neat family story is that a great-great-grandpa of mine fought in the Battle of Verdun and was the only survivor of his company, because he was sent out to hand deliver a message (which he apparently wasn't happy about), and then the second he left the trench, WHAM, artillery hit it.

I've sometimes joked that I get my weirdly on-point luck from him.

As for if I care.....Not really?

I'm honestly perfectly happy to fade into the obscurity of history. As long as I made people happy while I was around, I don't super-care if I leave behind some famous legacy. Likewise, I don't much care if I'm related to someone famous. Would be neat, but It doesn't keep me up at night.
 

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I've been told that President John Adams is like a distant great uncle or cousin or such. No, I haven't seen the family tree proving that so it's entirely word of mouth.

If it was true, I'd be amused considering what a grumpy old man that John Adams apparently was for much of his life, per both the bio by David McCullough and the mini-series with Paul Giamatti.

And of course, that verse from Hamilton.

John Adams?!
I know him
That can’t be
That’s that little guy who spoke to me
All those years ago
What was it, eighty-five?
That poor man, they’re gonna eat him alive!
 
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Supposedly my moher's side of the family has links to Macbeth (as in, the actual historical Macbeth), but I'm skeptical, and to be honest, I don't care that much.

I actually did an ancestry DNA test during lockdown, but, well, I'll put it this way. My DNA is 2% Norweigan. That doesn't mean I'm about to call myself Norweigan or a Viking. Same thing with Macbeth - someone who died 1000 years ago doesn't have that much relevance to me.
 

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I'm related to a semi-famous artist.

Not famous enough that non-art people know who he is, and I'd rather not name him since we share a name.
 

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According to family legend: Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, through an alleged illegitimate child of an illegitimate child. Of course, we have no proof, and I'm skeptical.
Also the Holy Roman Empire no longer exists so wouldn't matter anyway.

I once learned there are current claimants for the French Royal Lineage, which is kinda awkward since France hasn't had a King for 150 years at this point and is unlikely to revert to Monarchy anytime in the foreseeable future.
 

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No and no. Being related by blood without any personal connections is as good as being strangers.
 

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Also the Holy Roman Empire no longer exists so wouldn't matter anyway.
Yeah, and Austria isn't a monarchy anymore. Thanks a lot, WWI.

To be fair, I wouldn't want to be a monarch in the first place.
 
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Haven't the faintest, TBH. My surname is pretty common in the culture of my ancestry, so I really wouldn't know.

As for caring? There's a shit-ton of 'dirty laundry' as it were, on one side of my family which I won't disclose, so anything that comes from a couple generations or more back from that side is unwelcome knowledge for everyone in my immediate family.

I once learned there are current claimants for the French Royal Lineage, which is kinda awkward since France hasn't had a King for 150 years at this point and is unlikely to revert to Monarchy anytime in the foreseeable future.
Pretty much every European country has pretenders (whether they have a current ruling royal family or not). The Jacobite Pretender to the British Crown is the current (pretender) Duke of Bavaria, France has Orleanist (royal), Legitimist (royal) and Bonapartist (imperial) pretenders and every former duchy, grand duchy, principality and kingdom that constituted the pre-1918 German Empire has a pretender, including the German Emperor himself (Georg Friedrich, who on his legal paperwork has the courtesy title of Prince). Claimants to any historic monarchy is well documented, just that the vast majority don't press them, even as a joke (instead they're recognised as legal head of the former ruling dynasty in some way shape or form, even if it's disputed), obviously including the still valid (depending on who you ask) English claims to the French throne. Some claims to the (former) throne are in earnest, but no surprise they're mostly considered batshit insane.

The whole idea of pretensions to the crown is dumb anyway thanks to how regnal law works (or doesn't as the case may be).
 

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No and no. Being related by blood without any personal connections is as good as being strangers.
But But.....you could be the long lost last in the line to the throne of <insert generic kingdom name here> and also be the cho.....sorry...sorry I can't even keep that joke going.

I feel shame at even bringing up such a tired cliche.
 

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Closest my family gets is a regionally famous magician, popular draw at carnivals in the American midwest around the same time Houdini was at the height of his popularity. Otherwise I have an ancestor that was stationed at the Alamo. He wasn't there when it was attacked and didn't die there, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't count for much.

And do I care? Well the Alamo... no. Not even if he had died there, I'm a Kansan and not a Texan and really only Texans care. The magician... maybe. I do have his book. He wrote a "grimoire" (basically just a book detailing how he pulled off his illusions.) Its worth nothing. It was printed, but not published (being that it was only supposed to be sold to magicians.) So it is very rare, just not valuable in the slightest. I've seen the printed editions, but my copy is unique... its the hand written and illustrated version.
 
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I want to know if there are any famous people lurking in these forums :cool:
 

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My mum has traced her family back to William the Conqueror, some 30+ generations ago. Which is handy, as his family tree is well-known.

Of course, anyone with any European ancestry is probably related to him, due to being 30+ generations ago.

Much more recently, about a hundred years ago my ancestors were in the papers a lot due to winning competitive shooting matches, which was good money.
 

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Apparently, I"m distantly related to Michael Winslow, aka Larvell Jones from the Police Academy movies (the one who makes the sound effects with his mouth,) and no, I don't care.

Slightly off topic as she’s not actually related to the man, but kind of a cool fact. While visiting my ex-wife's grandparents in North Carolina many moons ago, I was looking at the pictures on their walls and saw Muhammed Ali holding a baby. I asked her grandfather how they knew him, and come to find he was a close family friend; he used to stay at their house when he was in town to avoid publicity. The baby he was holding in the picture was my ex. If only he would have sensed the pure evil she would become then, he could have punched her right in the soft spot of her little baby head and saved me 8 years of hell a couple decades later.