I hate standing at the toilet, peeing, and suddenly think of something really funny that makes me start laughing. Because now I have to play damage control with my junk to keep from spraying the toilet. Curse you poorly timed humor.
Shower Thoughts MK2
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2020: Where "May you live in interesting times" takes on a whole new level of awful every other week.
Hey, I don't make many popular threads; you can't take this one away from me!
Damn. That's my bad. I could have sworn it was Obsidian that made it...
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Because you're secretly in love with Trump!
IDK maybe you watch a lot of videos about politics, my feed has only one video about Trump at the moment, it's mostly D&D, cooking and V-tubers at this point to be honest.
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It's probably a bit sad that the dream I had and thought was unreasonable was living in my own house and having furniture.
Just found out there's an American version of The Peep Show. This will not stand. They've clearly tried casting similar looking leads with a slightly prettified US filter, judging from the thumbnail. This is one book I'll gleefully judge from its cover, from behind some cover preferably.
Does anyone else with glasses know why we do this? There's a gag sometimes in cartoons where someone with glasses with take them off to look at something then question why they did that. Now see, I'm near sighted and I regularly look over my glasses whenever I'm examining something closely for my job because I can see it better that way but I don't know why that is.
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Oh man! If I mime everything I won't even need a house!
All my problems have been solved!
Our eyes are essentially lenses and all lenses have a minimum focus distance, i.e. the shortest distance at which they can focus on an object. Glasses for far-sightedness correct using convex lenses, I seem to remember that convex lenses increase minimum focus distance. The stronger glasses/more convex lenses, the further away an object must be to focus on. So when you take of your glasses, you're just returning your focus distance back to factory default, so to speak.
This is just a guess tho. Been like 15 years since I learned all the optics stuff.
Hey, he majored in Monkey Business. Give him some slack for not knowing everything about glasses.
No.
This is Fegor before she sacrifices herself to try and stop Trillion if you fail to defeat it when she makes her attempt at fighting it.