Biden v. Trump Election Mega Thread

Who will win the election?

  • SleepyJoe

    Votes: 15 30.0%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 9 18.0%
  • It doesn't matter who wins, because we will all lose in some way.

    Votes: 26 52.0%

  • Total voters
    50
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Hades

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I'm terrified.

Joe Biden cannot win. He is a shambling zombie of a corrupt old political whore that will sell the US out to places like Russia, Ukraine and China as fast and as often as he possibly can while sending his unemployable son Hunter to be his bag man collecting billions from around the world as kickback for Joe getting/keeping us in bad trade deals.

He will use our military like his private mercenary army wasting US blood and treasure in endless wars around the world.

Joe is not campaigning really. He hides in his basement. His legacy media handlers ask him softball questions while lying and spinning about Trump non-stop. (Really, writing he allegedly said bad things about our troops as reported by an anonymous source was a news story!??!)

There is no enthusiasm for this guy. At all. Digital rapist and girl sniffer. Racist bigot yet sell out of his own demographic.

It appears the Left plans to steal the election. It's their only chance, polls be damned (and even those show Hillary, who lost, had higher ratings than Joe, who, if done fairly, will badly lose this election).

So, hopefully we can get in Trump's next USSC pick in time to stop the theft of this election. I fear we may not be able to pull it off.
Its like peeking into an alternative universe.....
 

Shadyside

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Future generations are going to make so many books, movies, and games out of this time period. They will regard this as the 2nd dark age.
 

Mister Mumbler

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That would be too positive. "Giant Meteor takes out continental US and dust clouds blot out the sun for half a decade starving everyone else to death" is much more in line with how 2020 is going.
To be fair, starving out the rest of humanity seems like second term goal for Giant Meteor.
 

SilentPony

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To be fair, starving out the rest of humanity seems like second term goal for Giant Meteor.
Nah, Giant Meteor actually brings space cockroaches that eat human eyes and lay flesh eating eggs in genitals. This is 2020. People need to be tortured to keep up with events.
 
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Agema

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I like to think it'll be something like this. Two old, bitter, slightly demented men trading increasingly childish insults under a veneer of respectability.

 

Shadyside

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The only decent thing that has come out of this, will be the limited audience. Political debates need to be done with no audience forever.
 

Shadyside

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At least the audience is quiet. Donald only works best with a crowd. So far he is arguing with the moderator and Joe. There has been no signs of cognitive deciline on either of them for now.
 

Trunkage

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Calm down. The only thing that will happen out of the outcome are just regular riots and skirmishes. The average Donald voter aren't smart enough to mobilize or instigate an actual civil war. No matter how much I fantasize about a 2nd Civil War, the only thing that's going to happen is just another wave of dumb white guys opening fire randomly.
Who needs a civil war when you can do this:

Stone was in a van down the street coordinating things. You wanna know how Bush won over Gore and why it was such a controversy? This little riot stopped the counting and gave the win to the GOP.

What do you think all this 'rigged election' nonsense has been about.... so his supporters will literally stop the counting
 
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Zeke davis

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Biden: The green new deal will pay for itself. I don't support it.
I'm still salty by the media framing of his eco plans.
Like his actual website said it was two-tierd all the media talked about was one simple end date and they just let that slide. What a bunch of liars.
 
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lil devils x

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Watch Trump accuse Biden of using performance enhancers again. Trump: "Damn him for taking those old man brain pills! That's what it has to be ." LMAO!
 
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