Man who sued Twitch for "Simp Culture" now suing Twitter, AOC an Ilhan Omar for Trump ban and promoting communism

[Dwarvenhobble]

I thought people could do with something that really kind of can only be laughed at the the madness.

A quick summary of the lawsuit covered in the video (Covered by an actual Lawyer looking over the case from the outside).

The guy is suing on behalf of 88 Million people (or claims to be) for the pain and anguish cause by Trumps account being banned that he and others put a lot of dedication towards.
The person bringing the lawsuit also claims twitter is promoting eastern communist philosophies and socialist propaganda.
Argues that biased rules is causing mental damage to the client mental damage
The Plaintiff is a registered democrat who ran for congress according to the lawsuit.
Claims in the lawsuit the plaintiff relied on Trump's twitter feed to get a more balanced view of events.

Lawsuit calls for the reinstating of Trump's account and $88.7 Million in damages to be paid FOR EACH Follower.
Calls for AOC's twitter to be banned for violation of TOS for allegedly leading a mass flagging campaign
Claims AOC was involved in Google banning Parler

 

[Cheetodust]

80 million people getting 88 million dollars... What's that as a percentage of the world's GDP?

 

[tstorm823]

80 million people getting 88 million dollars... What's that as a percentage of the world's GDP?

87%

Edit: I'm dumb, but I caught it quick enough. not 87%. 87x. 8700%

 

[Cheetodust]

87%

Thank you very much. Jesus christ. Can there be a way to make frivolous lawsuits a crime? I know it 's very dangerous territory but maybe it could apply solely to lawyers. Like "Yo dude, you know as well as I do that this lawsuit is stupid, you' re essentially scamming this dipshit."

 

[tstorm823]

Thank you very much. Jesus christ. Can there be a way to make frivolous lawsuits a crime? I know it 's very dangerous territory but maybe it could apply solely to lawyers. Like "Yo dude, you know as well as I do that this lawsuit is stupid, you' re essentially scamming this dipshit."

Sorry, I submitted an edit to my answer after you had seen it. See above.

 

[Cheetodust]

Sorry, I submitted an edit to my answer after you had seen it. See above.

Still smarter than me. I tried figuring it out and gave up. And that's even more ridiculous. The fact that any legal professional is even looking at that... I don't know how to feel. That guy is either an asshole and screw him or he has genuine issues and is being taken advantage of. I'm actually going to lean towards the latter.

 

[Meximagician]

80 million people getting 88 million dollars... What's that as a percentage of the world's GDP?

80,000,000 people * $88,000,000 = $7.04 * 10^15 = $7.04 quadrillion
2017 gross world product, according to CIA World Factbook = $80.27 trillion

So... all of it. And then some. By nearly two orders of magnitude.

 

[tstorm823]

Still smarter than me. I tried figuring it out and gave up. And that's even more ridiculous. The fact that any legal professional is even looking at that... I don't know how to feel. That guy is either an asshole and screw him or he has genuine issues and is being taken advantage of. I'm actually going to lean towards the latter.

I assume they're going for:

"I sue you for 7 quadrillion dollars!"
"We'll give you a free pizza if you go away."
"Deal!"

 

[Chimpzy]

So basically, supposing he got what he wants. I mean, he won't. But supposing we're in some bizarro alternate reality where he does and it is somehow enforceable. Then the entire world would essentially come to revolve around his lawsuit. Or if you look at it from another way, it would revolve around him.

I have a sneaking suspicion this would be deeply compelling to a dipshit like that.

 

[Kwak]

Well how did the first simp lawsuit end up?

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

That's some dumb bullshit. What book is this guy selling? I smell a manifesto in the works and an attempt at raising profile for it. If he needs title suggestions, "Incel Interrupted" might do the job.

 

[Dwarvenhobble]

Well how did the first simp lawsuit end up?

Thrown out

 

[CM156]

Friendly reminder that "pro se" is Latin for "idiot."

 

[Chimpzy]

Friendly reminder that "pro se" is Latin for "idiot."

It's not, but in this context, yeh, might as well be.

 

[CM156]

It's not, but in this context, yeh, might as well be.

I have seen numerous pro se filings to the court.
I have yet to see one that has anything remotely resembling merit.

 

[Silvanus]

Friendly reminder that "pro se" is Latin for "idiot."

That's fine, I was always more of a poetry man anyway.