Community Member Spotlight: Furburt

[Irridium]

Congratulations Furburt.

And I think I know why he would buy all that bacon, its to make us all jealous. He would then throw it all away right in front of us to make us cry, because he lives off the tears of the sad.

 

[Shockolate]

Pfffft.

He ain't got nothing on me.

 

[Beltom]

Now I just wait for Hubilub to get the Spotlight, seeing as those two are like Spam and Crackers.

But which one is which?
>.>
<.<

Congratulations in any case, and I hope that bacon will be used wisely. And by wisely I mean given to us meat eaters, that's a lot of bacon after all.

 

[HK_01]

Kind of saw this coming. I think that probably everyone on the forums knows who he is, and that's quite an achievement. He's also funny and makes memorable posts, so he completely deserved this.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Now I just wait for Hubilub to get the Spotlight, seeing as those two are like Spam and Crackers.

But which one is which?

Well Furburt doesn't eat meat, yet he doesn't mind being around meat, so he's the Crackers.

 

[Brad Shepard]

I really thought Furburt would have been in here sooner, but better late then never, Congrats dude!

And you better share thoses Marshmellows.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Congrats Furburt, may you live long and prosper.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Furburt did create my fave thread ever:
The one about the pronunciation of "Hyrule".

Oh god. I just remembered that one.

That was somewhat embarrassing.

I'm not surprised.

Everyone knows you pronounce Hyrule as "High rüle", since it's plainly obvious that every Legend of Zelda game ever was inspired by Heavy Metal.

Yes, Brütal Legend is a rip-off of Zelda. JACK BLACK IS REALLY A TINY GAY ELF!

 

[Cherry Cola]

Now I just wait for Hubilub to get the Spotlight, seeing as those two are like Spam and Crackers.

But which one is which?

Well Furburt doesn't eat meat, yet he doesn't mind being around meat, so he's the Crackers.

I believe that the only way of finding out is to ask him which he prefers: Spam or Crackers.

Whichever he prefers I cannot be, as he then would eat me, which would contradict his statement that he doesn't eat meat and therefore mean that he is a HYPOCRITE SPACE BUDDHIST!

 

[Legion]

Ah, Furburt. A user whom at first I disliked because I thought he was just another member with a high post count due to inane postings and the need to unofficially call "first", until I actually read them and saw he made some insightful and well thought out posts.

Congratulations on being "spotted" and for making the Escapist a more pleasant place.

 

[not_the_dm]

Ah yes. Bacon. Proof that if there is a god that he is British. He creates bacon and then tells his chosen people that they can't eat it. Proper British sense of humour.

Now I just wait for Hubilub to get the Spotlight, seeing as those two are like Spam and Crackers.

But which one is which?

Well Furburt doesn't eat meat, yet he doesn't mind being around meat, so he's the Crackers.

There's no need to be rude...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I believe that the only way of finding out is to ask him which he prefers: Spam or Crackers.

Whichever he prefers I cannot be, as he then would eat me, which would contradict his statement that he doesn't eat meat and therefore mean that he is a HYPOCRITE SPACE BUDDHIST!

Sweet merciful mother of Robo-Buddha! You're... wait, what?

*Rereads*

Oh, well he doesn't eat Meat, so he obviously prefers Crackers, meaning that you cannot be Crackers, and thus you must be Meat.

So I suppose he's not a Space Buddhist... Or is he?

 

[AvsJoe]

Hahaha... congrats Furbilub I mean Hubburt Furburt! Why do I always do that? Anyway, thanks for making the forum shine and being a major part of the success of user groups on this site. Thanks a million. In Euros, not dollars. Thanks a million Euros. Yeah. 'Cause that's, well, nvm.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

There's no need to be rude...

???

How was I rude?
Or were you joking because I called him Crackers?

I'm confused again...

 

[Cherry Cola]

I believe that the only way of finding out is to ask him which he prefers: Spam or Crackers.

Whichever he prefers I cannot be, as he then would eat me, which would contradict his statement that he doesn't eat meat and therefore mean that he is a HYPOCRITE SPACE BUDDHIST!

Sweet merciful mother of Robo-Buddha! You're... wait, what?

*Rereads*

Oh, well he doesn't eat Meat, so he obviously prefers Crackers, meaning that you cannot be Crackers, and thus you must be Meat.

So I suppose he's not a Space Buddhist... Or is he?

If he was a Space Buddhist, then he should be levitating right now thanks to a combined force of ki focused into his feet and manipulation of Earth's gravity!

Is he levitating?

 

[not_the_dm]

There's no need to be rude...

???

How was I rude?
Or were you joking because I called him Crackers?

I'm confused again...

Success!
[sub][sub]Yes it was a joke because you called him crackers.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Sleekgiant]

Tee hee, I was featured before Furburt

Way to go Fabian, I remember when I first joined........you and Hubilub scared me >_>

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Is he levitating?

Let me check...

I cannae see his feet, so he must be Levitating!

(Does this count as relevant since it involves Furburt?)