Community Member Spotlight: Furburt

Sir Kemper

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Furburt said:
Legion said:
I never hated you, not at all.
Oh I know, but there was people who did, who do not any longer.

There's still people who hate me, but only like about...3.

So it doesn't really matter.
Sir Kemper said:
*Clap Clap Clap*


Congrats Furburt!

Finally nice to let people see your insanity in full power!
Oh, they won't see that.

Not until I finally get that combine harvester.
Speaking of which....

 

Sleekgiant

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Hubilub said:
Sleekgiant said:
Hubilub said:
Sleekgiant said:
Hubilub said:
Sleekgiant said:
Hubilub said:
I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?
You were just a little forceful on the advances
All I did was rub my scrotum against your cheek whenever you weren't looking!

They do way worse things than that in France!
But you did it in the middle of the restaurant, now I can never go back.
Their food sucked anyway!

It was like if someone had put their penis in there or something!

...

How much did I drink again?
Enough to where I took all your valuables
NOOOOOO!

NOT MY PROSTATE GENITAL HERPES DECORATED IN GOLD-TEETH!
Isn't that a band name?
Onyx Oblivion said:
Never heard of this guy before now...

;)
Really, me neither, wonder who this Furburt guy is
 

RatRace123

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Hmm, didn't even know that the escapist did this. Well, it makes sense that Furburt is one of the people spotlighted, he is one of the people I think of when I think of the escapist community. Congrats man!
 

WrongSprite

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Ha, I've only just noticed that his Birthday is 5 days after mine...

Anyway, nice interview, I think I remember Furburt starting up actually, and the posts were somewhat irritating, but as others have said, there's been plenty of improvement since :)
 

Danpascooch

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Furburt, he has a ridiculous post count, and joined this site AFTER me, and I practically live on here.

I still assert that he is a robot, a prototype spam-bot that uses advanced AI to advertise effectively as if it was a real human.

Except he's not advertising yet, they are trying to see if he can truly pass as human, so they unleashed him on these forums, as a final test of the AI capabilities he's built with.

It is the ONLY possible explanation for his post count, and the scary way he used to always get the first post on every topic ever made.

I've gotten into the habit of destroying every server cluster I find, then quickly logging back into the Escapist to see if it somehow destroyed him. So far, no luck, and a lot of people are pissed over their sparking server husks.

I'LL GET YOU FURBURT!!!
 

MurderousToaster

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Furburt used an apostrophe in a plural.

I have lost faith in him.

"all my favorite genre's"

Who is this genre you speak of?
 

TheRightToArmBears

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When you die, The Irish Brigade will hold a web funeral. We will even spend imaginary months making an imaginary casket.
 

Captain Pancake

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Nice interview. I don't care about the opinion on "forum celebrities", I think he's an interesting poster and all round nice guy. He also plays off Hubilub very well, which is always a plus.
 

BiffyClyroEqualsSex

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Captain Pancake said:
Nice interview. I don't care about the opinion on "forum celebrities", I think he's an interesting poster and all round nice guy. He also plays off Hubilub very well, which is always a plus.
Maybe they're the same person... with an agenda to rule the escapist with witty jokes and first posts (i think that rhymed at least in my head it did)
 

reg42

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Can't say I didn't see this coming, but good on ya Furbs!

And yes, a million dollars worth of bacon would be epic, even if you couldn't do anything with it[footnote]Give it to me![/footnote]
MurderousToaster said:
Furburt used an apostrophe in a plural.

I have lost faith in him.

"all my favorite genre's"

Who is this genre you speak of?
I hate it when people do this. Its just grammar. We need fresh idea's on the Escapist! /jokingreply
 

Captain Pancake

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BiffyClyroEqualsSex said:
Captain Pancake said:
Nice interview. I don't care about the opinion on "forum celebrities", I think he's an interesting poster and all round nice guy. He also plays off Hubilub very well, which is always a plus.
Maybe they're the same person... with an agenda to rule the escapist with witty jokes and first posts (i think that rhymed at least in my head it did)
You're a poet, and you didn't know it...