Ok so I'm assuming you're mostly speaking in jest, but WEAPON and "All Purpose Utility Device" are different things. If the objective is "cut off zombie heads", under the impression this is the most efficient way to stop them...well a crowbar isn't really great at decapitation. And before you try the "yeah but you can brain a zombie with it", you're also likely to get it stuck in the skull, and thus be deprived of your weapon for zombie #2+Humans are instinctively driven to avoid eating old/rotting/infected meat. Since classic "plague zombies" lose all higher brain functions, maybe that instinctive aversion is amplified.
I lost any respect for Max Brooks when he claimed that the best hand weapon to have in a zombie apocalypse is a katana. Really? Let's see you pry open a locked door or a crate of supplies with a katana. The best weapon to have in an apocalyptic scenario was already demonstrated to us by a scientist.
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I mean none of this shit is to be taken seriously, but that seems like a petty thing to lose all respect for someone over