The Suez Canal boat thing

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Fuck some people are so stupid it’s genuinely exhausting just reading what they write.
The fun thing is that it's not one person. Apparently that's a new qanon/parlor conspiracy theory. The container ship is trafficking children for the clintons...because reasons.
 
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The fun thing is that it's not one person. Apparently that's a new qanon/parlor conspiracy theory. The contain ship is trafficking children for the clintons...because reasons.
What are shipping containers made of? Steel! What did Democrats do with the election? Steal! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 

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The ship in the Suez Canal has been unstuck.

Those children in the containers are on their way to the Clintons again where they belong, as are the bad dragon dildos (I'm sure that's just a coincidence).

All's well that ends well.
 

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I work in supply chain analytics, responsible for tracking and reporting the movement of my company's good around the world. We've already been dealing with congestion on the West coast in southern California, now this is affecting our East coast ports. We'd just kicked off an initiative to prioritize movement at a purchase order level before they decided to jam up the Suez. FML, everything is going to be a "priority" for the next several weeks for me. Can't wait to answer every fucking "BUT WHHHHHHY!!" email with "because a large fucking ship basically cut off some of our biggest international suppliers from the quickest route to the East coast and I'm not a fucking ship's captain and can't fix it for you immediately; THAT'S why."
 
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I work in supply chain analytics, responsible for tracking and reporting the movement of my company's good around the world. We've already been dealing with congestion on the West coast in southern California, now this is affecting our East coast ports. We'd just kicked off an initiative to prioritize movement at a purchase order level before they decided to jam up the Suez. FML, everything is going to be a "priority" for the next several weeks for me. Can't wait to answer every fucking "BUT WHHHHHHY!!" email with "because a large fucking ship basically cut off some of our biggest international suppliers from the quickest route to the East coast and I'm not a fucking ship's captain and can't fix it for you immediately; THAT'S why."
Copy/paste is a useful tool.
 

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The fun thing is that it's not one person. Apparently that's a new qanon/parlor conspiracy theory. The container ship is trafficking children for the clintons...because reasons.
I'm sure that the shipment was actually for adrenochrome, since it's easier to hide.
 
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