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JFK Reloaded.

Pretty much this.

I'm the one who tells people that.

Grand Theft Auto 4.

No More Heroes 2 is coming out, so yes.

A slasher movie mmo. You customize your own gaudy teenager and give them a class like "Dumb cheerleader" or "Lovable stoner". You spend your in game time in two different phases. The day phase where you go around and talk to locals, interact with other players, etc, and the night phase where all...

Buy a laptop.

I consider it one of the worst games of all time.

He makes a good point, although video games can encourage outside escapades. I know a lot of people who started skateboarding because of Tony Hawk and Skate, I also know a lot of athletes who play sports games. I say get rid of bullshit like Myspace, Twitter and Texting and you'll see an...

This wasn't a review, so much as a rant. Just ignore this moralfag guys, this is an awesome game.

Paper Mario.

Yeah, you know, because the Wii defiantly didn't have violence before. Yup, No More Heroes, Resident Evil 4/Umbrella Chronicles and Trauma Center didn't have any violence at all.

Beating Great Jabu Jabu's Belly in Ocerana of Time.

Actually me and my friend came up with an idea for a zombie apocalypse like game, except it would be more like Half Life, IE a zombie apocalypse with more than just zombies. We were thinking an open world kind of game, that opens up with your character traveling with a caravan that is...

The only thing that could make me quit video games forever is if Microsoft copes that stupid arbitrary Second Life Home bullshit that Sony is shoving in our faces. Than again they did copy Miis.