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    Zero Punctuation: Killzone 3

    Yeah that's why the first Killzone was advertised as a "Halo Killer", and KZ3 ripped the fucking jetpacks and space combat right out of Halo: Reach (only not as good!). I don't even like to throw "ripoff" around a lot anymore but damn that's blatant. Anyway I actually was going to come in...
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    Canadian Government reverses CRTC decision, and saves the internet

    Yeah I don't get why people from other countries can't wrap it around their heads that just because their Internet billing structure is a shit sandwich doesn't mean that Canada should share in their misery. Furthermore I think maybe said other countries might want to start doing something...
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    DICE Officially Cancels BF1943 and Bad Company 2 Onslaught for PC

    When I came in here I thought this was about Battlefield 3 for some reason. While this is crappy news it's not that crappy.
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    Zero Punctuation: A Shadow's Tale

    Because it would be less of a review and more of Yahtzee going "Wii sucks, yo" for 4 minutes like he always does, even if the game in question isn't even on the Wii. Here's a fun drinking game, take a shot every time Yahtzee insults Nintendo during a non Nintendo game review. Congrats, you have...
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    Shaky Hands Could Ruin 3DS's Display Effect

    Yes because what they did with the whole 3D thing isn't new. Anyway I'm sure this is being exaggerated to hilarious proportions as people seem to constantly do this whenever anything about Nintendo comes out. Only conclusion? Gamers are whiny self-entitled brats who are never happy about...
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    The 3DS' battery life

    Although disappointing, I expected this given the technology.
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    Miyamoto: Virtual Boy Not a Failure, Just Misunderstood

    I gotta say that's probably the nicest thing anybody from Nintendo will say about the thing, given how they treated the guy who made it. That said, the health problems inherent in its use probably don't really make up for it being misunderstood.
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    FBI Raids Texas Company in Hunt for Anonymous

    Yeah how dare the FBI do its job. I suppose we should just have them sit around and twiddle their thumbs. Or better yet let's just disband the US Government and replace it with a government by the /b/tard, for the /b/tard. And then when anybody speaks out against them they wind up on a site of...
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    Anonymous Operation Payback Has New Target: Corporate Fax Machines

    Oh look something else that isn't accomplishing anything. You know at least when the civil rights movement were doing things like sit-ins, they were breaking the laws they were protesting. Anonymous? Not doing the same type of thing in the least. They're just causing problems for the sake of...
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    "Kill Castro" Mission Leads to Black Ops Boycott Call

    So where were these people complaining when JFK Reloaded got released? Oh that's right they don't care.
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    THQ: The Future of Gaming Is Lower Prices, More DLC

    When done right, all DLC is are expansion packs under a new method.
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    Cuba Criticizes Call of Duty: Black Ops

    I wasn't. I even thought "well Castro's still alive, he's probably going to be pissed at this". I just didn't expect him to be such an idiot as to think that the US Government was so petty they'd hire a video game studio for the sole purpose of making a game where the entire point was to kill...
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    Cuba Criticizes Call of Duty: Black Ops

    Beaten to it by JFK Reloaded [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JFK:_Reloaded], made by a bunch of Scots. Unless you meant an actual living president in which case I'm pretty sure Reagan was still alive when Interstate '82 was made and he was an endboss.
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    Cuba Criticizes Call of Duty: Black Ops

    I actually didn't think it really ruined the scene that much but it says a lot when just a day before I had faced a similiar situation in Battlefield: Bad Company 2, which did not feature any bullet-time at all when I resolved the human shield problem with a well-placed pistol shot. Also are...
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    Cuba Criticizes Call of Duty: Black Ops

    I love how he thinks the US Government contracted Treyarch to make this game just so they could watch Castro take one in the head millions of times over. Just like how Hugo Chavez thought the US Government contracted Pandemic to create Mercenaries 2 so they could simulate invading Venezuela and...