Recent content by airplanedude550

Well, this example obviously shows the quality of sex education in the United States.

Go to a popular club or bar dressed as a giant zucchini. Then, after you order a drink, you scream at the top of your lungs and throw white briefs into the air like confetti. That would certainly get my attention!

Finally, here is a topic that I can relate to. May I add to that list? As a Brit currently living in America (particularly a rural part of America), one pet peeve of mine is saying, "Ya'll" as opposed to "you all"...like as in "Ya'll come back now, ya' hear?" instead of "You all are welcomed...

You could have just posted your opinion in one of the other threads that have recently popped up about this. Also, no one who has gone through the trouble of making an account on this website would push against video games.

No, bad s*** keeps happening whenever I become at least halfway content with my life.

Question: Is Lulzsec anything like Anonymous? (Forgive me if this question sounds idiotic)

The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).

Then, I wouldn't regret that Taylor Swift concert I went to!

Somehow, someway, I would want to attract women (by that I mean good-looking, intelligent women as opposed to obese women).

I check for a pulse and signs of intelligence and if she's willing to go out with me (usually the last one does no work out as well). :-P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_the_Conqueror http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Whitaker Whitaker performed the marriage of Pocahontas to John Rolfe. He is a great-great-ect...half-uncle of mine.

Personally, I drink Jack Daniels until I pass out, then I move on with my life. (after the post-heartache hangover, that is)

Oh, bugger me...and I thought it was because I did not update flash.

I (without trying to sound like a stereotypical British snob) prefer to say, "Are not," as opposed to "ain't". 1.) It just sounds better. 2.) "Ain't" almost sounds like a squirrel getting raped. (sorry for the colorful analogy)

I almost feel sorry for anyone who has not made love to this song...it is me and my girlfriend's favorite ;-)