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    Escapist Podcast: 211: Morality of Steam Refunds

    I'm so happy someone else out there recognizes the painful dialogue of Life is Strange!! This whole time I felt like I accidentally clicked some option that said "make dialogue uncomfortably ironic", and have been playing a totally different game than everyone else. I guess I can stop taking...
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Love Song for Yahtzee

    I guess I'm an idiot, because I'm seeing this song as like she tried to talk to him and he was being a dick, so now she all pissed and wrote a song about it. Am I that dense??
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Heavy Rain

    I'm sorry, was there a song?? All I noticed was rebecca in spandex rolling around in mud. My ears aren't of much use to me in situations like that so I think my brain turns them off
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    Fossilized Radscorpian Tracks Found in Scotland

    Its too bad those things weren't around when humans were on the up and up. Because you KNOW there'd be that one dude who wrangled the stupid bug and rode that crap into battles. Thats what humans do; if its big enough, we HAVE to try and ride it. We feel compelled to find something to do the...
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    The most annoying kind of gamer?

    the guy who runs around call of duty with with marathon, lightweight, commando, and the god damn intervention. oh and he's got the tags for the 2500 kills and 500 headshots with that gun. Just that basic mentality of a gamer that brings him to this loadout. It bridges many games....
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    Do you take yahtzee's reviews with a grain of salt?

    Why do you guys keep upping the size of the object which represents the amount of taking-seriousness. Its a grain a salt because its small. You give someone the dead sea worth of salt, man you really care!! You might as well call him Barrak Obama 1 year ago and you're that mass of retards...
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Plants vs Zombies

    ok im glad im not the only one. Maybe its because i have no idea what this game is. Did like the dancing at the beginning though
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    Escape to the Movies: Book of Eli

    This Bob guy cracks me up. The Book of Eli was twice as good as Daybreakers and half as silly. When I saw daybreakers, I could still see the glistening saliva shine off the tip of its perverbial penis from Bob, and was never impressed. Mila Kunis is one of the most squeaky, whiny, ingeniuine...
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    What do you think of US soldiers?

    I once watched a mexican kid and a black kid throw a kitten into a wall until it died. So by that logic all mexicans and blacks torture kittens?
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    Most surprisingly good game

    Lost Planet: Extreme Condition. Damn that game is awesome. Great visuals, total arcade style shootem up, explosion chaos, giant monster fun. You just have to have a super computer to run the damn thing. The story was lame, but when you're high, the Japanese motion-capped actors and silly...