Recent content by an annoyed writer

Wasn?t the ?Weird West? a level cut from Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts?

Sort of, but the thing is this guy WAS hooked into that same system at one point. He?s a former player character (a la borderlands 1)

How many focus groups has this guy been a part of, if you don?t mind me asking? Because he sounds like he just came from one...

Sorry to disappoint you, but like the United States Central Intelligence Agency, the amount of crimes against humanity committed by the metaphysical construction of existence are endless.

They got cut in post-production because the CGI budget wasn?t big enough.

And below that tortoise is another, and below that is another, and another... it?s Turtles, turtles all the way down.

I really dig Far Cry 5. The writing is rather weak, but otherwise the game gets rid of some of the series? worst tendencies and habits while keeping most of the good ones. I also love the setting, it reminds me of my childhood :3

Give Star Wars to nearly anyone BUT EA. EA has made nothing but disappointment.

This... isn?t the first time I?be seen this particular train of logic.

You?re goddamn right there. All I remember from the modern GTA games is that all of the player characters have the turning radius of an Australian road train with extended, double-wide trailers.

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhh! Let us all believe in this wonderful fantasy just a little bit longer...

Well, I did that without the crown c:

You know, in a world that has gone so, sooooo mad, this is the best kind of mad.

Thankfully it?s not like that all the time... though I will say I pretty much dress like that all the time :3

You know, that is basically me irl. Just saying.