Recent content by Angry pirate

A Two and a half Jokes episode in summary divorced guy; Im so lonely Martin sheen's less funny relative; get out of my house Fat kid; IM TWELVE AND WHAT IS THIS MSLFR; CHECK OUT THAT CHICK Chick; (I don't bloody care what she says, its all a variation of giggling and vapidity)...

Looks like someone didn't get the Geth Rifle Hard too difficult? And you can get Grunts shotgun, or ANOTHER assault rifle, or another sniper.

Play with children? Can I lure them into the back of my horse and cart?

When setting fire to a BLOODY SPLOICER in Bioshock 2 while with a little sister. "Ooh, marshmallows"

Pretty much everything he said. Everything. Oh and mimes. I have a fetish for women dressed up like mimes. I would love nothing more than to have sex wiht a mime and she couldn't speak or make a noise, she'd have to mime everything.

Well if they exist there would have to be more alien species. I'd steal one of their small fighters (I'm talking manned by only one person), assuming I had the knowledge to fly it, and it could travel in space and not just get deployed on planets. Then I would do sightseeing around the...

Only thing she's suffering from is attenionwhoris-isis-osis. Move along folks, she can be healed by being ignored

Just what we need. A bunch of world-weary fifteen year olds. I especially love everyone who goes on about how stupid everyone else is. There are more good people out there but you don't hear about it. Whats more interesting, "wealthy buisnussman donates huge amounts of money to charity" or...