Recent content by Apocalyptore

I can't stand wub-wub, but Skrillex's theme for Syndicate is something I can easily listen to for hours. As well do I hate rap, but I'll listen to B.O.B.'s "New York, New York" and Camu Tao's "Plot for a Little".

Remember kids, a good thing is when you do something bad and you don't get caught, and a bad thing is when you do something bad and you DO get caught. And this man did a very bad thing. But seriously, this doesn't surprise me in the least.

In addition to heated seats and a shiatsu massage, I say toilets must also come with arm rests. I mean, I like playing with my phone whilst taking a dump as much as the next guy, but what better time to be able to lie back with your arms rested than while taking a dump, sitting on a heated...

As much as it kills me that I've bought yet another product a few months too early (first the 3DS, now this), I'm just glad I'll be able to play this on my PS3.

I had the game for about a week before the lag made it impossible to play (this was WAY back in January, I think. Before the patch that fixed the lag hit the PS3). I entirely lost track of the main quest maybe ten minutes in. From then on I only continued it by accident.

Don't know what brought this up. Talking about it anyway. Personally, I can't stand the RTS genre. I have nothing wrong with taking things slowly and strategically looking them over, but for whatever reason, RTS games bore me to all Hell. What I would do to make them more enjoyable for myself...

Age five (or so), at my uncle Richard's trailer visiting with my mom; no other kids, no cartoons, no playground, no nothing. Only a Sega Saturn, my mom's back turned, and one game to play: Mortal Kombat II. Thank you uncle Richard.

So, I've been watching gameplay for Binary Domain recently and just about any comment I hear about it is comparing it to other games. This happens to just about every game I can possibly think of-- instead of judging a game on its own merits, people compare it to another game that may only share...

The Trojan War-- did it really occur? How did it go down? Or Atlantis/Dvaraka/the thing under Japan-- truth or fiction/what is it?

Hell. Yes. Son. I could vomit a rainbow, I'm so happy about this :D

Halo 4. NOT EVEN OUT YET. I really didn't have anything against the Halo series until it was shoved down my throat by my idiot "friend". And when Bungie just wouldn't stop with the fucking games. "Halo 3: Finish the fight (after three more games)." I finally thought it was over after "Reach."...

Gripe that comes up most often for me: Followers need horses of their own. Or at least the ability to jump onto my horse. Hate having to stop every thirty seconds so Lydia the Useless can catch up. And on that subject: Dear Bethesda-- I don't know if all the followers in Skyrim are this...

Billy Church's katana from Clive Barker's Jericho. One-shot kills. I think I'll be pretty alright. Otherwise, I'll just use her blood magic. Settin' zombies on fire-- fuck yes.

Being the Frenchie that I am, I'm naturally very hairy. Chest included. I personally like chest hair on men. Big fluffy pillow. Not so much a pillow on women, though... I don't mind a little bit of chest hair, honestly.

I would befriend it no matter what. Despite what kind it is, classic, shapeshifting, Asian, European, whatever. Whatever knowledge they had, I'd take it. All of their magic, their tactics, everything-- I'd be their greatest student. Though, my main concern would be uniting humans and...