Recent content by BlackStar42

Relevant video: As for me, I prefer boxers. The old feller needs room to breathe.

British. Bad teeth. Crippling tea addiction. Extreme aversion to any form of social contact with strangers, including eye contact. I say "sorry" a lot. Do you have a flag?

Ain't no power in the 'verse can stop me.

Calling the UK England is like calling the US California. England is one of four nations that together make up the UK, they are not synonymous. I see the negative stereotypes about Americans and geography are unfortunately true in this case.

Lots of pies, creamy mashed potato, plenty of carbs, fish and chips etc. Lots of carbohydrates and fat and protein.

Newton's Third Law of Motion, my friend. You crash into a tree, the tree will push back with the same amount of force. Considering cars are quite heavy and typically move quite quickly, that's a LOT of force generated. And see how thin the tree is? Think knife through butter, they never had a...

Damn it, I knew we should've gotten somebody else in! Joking aside, are your reviews here going to be similar to your Destructoid reviews, or can we expect a little of your Jimquisition persona in there?

How do you figure that? There are far, far more dead than living. Remember, humans have been dying for over a hundred millennia. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16870579

Oh damn you, you pesky ninja! Fine, I'll nominate Karrin Murphy from the Dresden Files. A perfectly normal human, short, petite, and will kick your ass. She's taken down everything from werewolves to Mayan gods with nothing but sheer stubbornness and resourcefulness.

Do not trust Montezuma or Genghis, they will attack you as soon as they smell weakness. Don't honour a non city-state's call to war- let the warring parties grind each other down, then you swoop in and nick all their cities.

My two most used keys while playing Kerbal Space Program, especially during landings.

Oh give it up, that is never going to be a meme. No matter how much one might want a hot Italian...with dat voice... I'll be in my bunk.

None. Humans aren't tools, we don't have a specific task or function we were meant to do. As for what I intend to do with mine- live a full and happy life. If I can look back as an old man and say I wouldn't change a thing, that'll be enough.

Charmander, because it evolves into a motherfucking dragon. I'm sorry, but "grows up to be a motherfucking dragon" trumps any and all opposing arguments.

For black tea, the water has to be boiling. Not just hot, boiling. For green tea, it needs to be about 70 degrees Celsius. Personally, I like Yorkshire Gold. You don't need anything but teabags, a kettle, a spoon and some milk (and optionally sugar).