Recent content by Blimey

NHL doesn't have female hockey players. At all. Ever. So yeah, nothing really to see here, just EA pandering.

Kid deserved it. Guard didn't even do anything. Fucking stupid kids and stupid sensationalist newspapers. Someday I'll pass on from this world, and it's stupid fucking overreactions to innocuous situations like this that will make me not regret I'm leaving.

Let the kid kick ass. He's going to go places if he improves skill like that. It's stupid that they would look at him and say "Oh, you're just too good. Sit on the bench." Who cares if he kicks the other kids asses? Is he going to damage their fragile ego's? When I was in elementary if there...

I don't want to live on this [planet anymore. On another note, at my University they have a gorramed class on Firefly where we watch episodes nd discuss the various meanings hidden beneath them. I also look at naked women in my Art of the Middle Ages class. I had no idea I was so disturbed...

I've had this fantasy thousands of times. I admire this guy, he's my hero. Also, the mother doesn't know her son is a fucking twat-waffle? He's 13, technically he shouldn't even be playing 'M' games. In any case, I'm pleased this kid got the piss scared out of him. He sounds like he needed...

I got to the opening page, and the design so offended me I did not journey any further into the murky depths. Sure titties and games are awesome blah blah. Even as a guy I actually find it not interesting in the least. If I want titties I'll watch porn. If I want game reviews and play-throughs...

Oh my god, best reply of the day. Also, sorry to hear about your eyes. Get better soon and all that.

Any weapon from GTA 4. The shotgun has the range or an average sneeze, and with the pistol I feel like I can empty a clip into someone, only to have them stagger up and limp away. Sheesh. I end up just running them down in my car.

I've been using WASD for years. Works great for me.

I quit. Then I realized that life sucks. So I started again. Cancer!

Serious bro? No. Well to be honest there is those sites. But we don't take kindly to people with the tendency to visit those sites 'round these parts. So you just move along now, ya hear?

Work. And where I work an April Fools Day prank could kill someone. There can be no fucking about when working with several types of caustic acids. Then again; "Ow! Goddamnit my eyeeeesss! There's a jack-in-the-box hidden in this Sodium Hypochlorite!" "Haha, APRIL FOOLS ************!"

Human brains are quite okay. A little mushy, and slightly salty if not cooked right. Honestly, I much more prefer a nice delicious Panda brain, the texture is much firmer, yet the taste is so full-bodied. Often Human brain can be tainted depending on the source, which then requires a much more...

Can't fool me. April 1st. I have my most acute senses at the sharpest on this day of the year. Plus, my iPhone handily reminded me it was April 1st today, and to mind that I don't step in the bullshit.

I'm mad at this whole fucking planet. Everyone hates everything, and even those people who seem decent are just stupid, opportunistic, greedy, shallow shit-heads. We've screwed the planet beyond repair, we care about nothing other then sex and money, and we are all giant, walking cliches. We're...