Recent content by BlueOnBlue

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    Do you cry when in physical pain?

    The last time I remember crying was when I was 15 and had just been punched in the balls really, really, hard. It wasn't really crying as much as just involuntary tearing up of the eyes and it only lasted like a minute. I still remember how painful that incident was.
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    First reviews for Battlefield 3

    The average bc2 player put about 6-10 hours in single player and over 100 hours in multiplayer. That means that less than 10% of the total time spent playing is on singleplayer. Why should we base 50% of the review score on less than 10% of the game?
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    First reviews for Battlefield 3

    The problem behind your reasoning is that the single-player isn't 50% of the game. Look at bad company 2, most people that played the game put around 6-10 hours in the singleplayer, but 100+ in the multiplayer, meaning that for the average player of the game, the singleplayer only makes up 90%...
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    Bad Translator

    "behind you under the door below the roof, malevolent beings roam." becomes: "Nenfwd ÐåãèñòðàöèÿDrws JNJNðàçìåðäàííûõJJ." I really don't know how this happend.
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    Poll: How intelligent do you consider yourself

    Great job trying to illustrate your intelligence, but, next time, you should check how to spell MENSA.
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    Poll: How intelligent do you consider yourself

    Thanks for expressing the entire point I was aiming to show by creating this topic for me. I noticed that many, many times when I read posts on the escapist people talk about their superiority in intellect to all the people around them constantly. So I decided to make a topic to illustrate to...
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    Poll: How intelligent do you consider yourself

    Good job, I know the answer is subjective, that's actually exactly why I'm asking this and asking how intelligent people *see* themselves as. I made this poll expecting almost exactly these results. People, no matter how objective they try to seem, always have a bias towards making themselves...
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    Poll: How intelligent do you consider yourself

    Say it's a scale of 1-10 the very last option (duller than staring at a wall for 10 hours) would pretty much be 0 (somehow). The first option would be 1, second option about 2.5, third option 4, 4th option 5, 5th option 6, 6th option 7.5, and 7th option 10. the reason why the intervals get...
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    Poll: How intelligent do you consider yourself

    Hey escapist community, I've been wondering how intelligent do you all consider yourself to be, and please, be honest. Additionally, if you so please, post why you consider yourself to be of that level of intelligence. I personally believe I'm somewhere inbetween the ehh kinda intelligent and...
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    The "In my pants" game

    "Violent pornography" in my pants "I believe I can fly" in my pants "Eruption" in my pants "Happy together" in my pants "Runaround sue" in my pants "Norwegian wood" in my pants "Billy jean" in my pants "Fuck you" in my pants "Stacy's mom" in my pants "99 problems" in my pants...
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    Answer me these questions three.

    Diego. winning. a blue flamingo.
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    Poll: What mobile phone do you have?

    I have an iphone 4 at the moment, absolutely love it.
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    The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

    A katana from Demon's Souls, ow just ow.
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    PSN is back online!

    Just finished installing the update and I can confirm that PSN itself is still down :( I'm sowwy everyone.
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    If your genitals was a game...

    it's like demon's souls, long and hard, (and a bit to much of both for some people).