Recent content by burntham77

The KOTOR2 comment ("the first half") made me sad in my eyes.

double post, oops

Wow. Funny, funny stuff.

"Every time I get drunk and shoplift at a GameStop, I am amazed at how successful her plan was." You are my new favorite person!

My dad spanked me maybe three times, but I remain respectful of him to this day. And anytime he did spank me, like when I slammed the door in his face, that NEVER happened again. He had follow-through and no fear, which is key to discipline.

"Eventually, he conned his into mother buying him the Dungeon Master's Guide, because it would enhance his reading comprehension skills." Such are the mountain of half-truths we told our parents to get what we wanted.

I'm more of a "butcher knife from the kitchen" and "crooked-faced yelling" kind of guy.

Shave it off and get over it.

Twilight is awful unless you are a teenage girl. However, it did not ruin vampires. All it did was waste two hours that could have been better spent watching a better movie. Or reading a book. Or pooping. Although if your poop is lasting two hours, time to call a doctor.

Blink 182, Rise Against, Incubus, Radiohead... those are a few that come to mind that I cannot stand.