Recent content by CaptainLudicrous

I once hear of a lawsuit decided by a game of rock paper scissors. One lawyer got advice from his 6 year old daughter. She said to pick paper, "Cuz evry on picks rock." The other lawyer went with rock, because he thought it was random either way.

Thanks to this review, I'm not going to get the game now. Dodged a bullet there. Great final joke though.

The one with joseph walking towards the skull should be released as a poster.

Sam Beckett would win if McFly had his hoverboard. Due to distraction and erratic air currents.

that was easy

Watching the 1951 Carol is a family tradition of mine. It is a great movie, and I really enjoyed the exploration of Scrooge's character, even if it did come off as a blame his childhood sort of thing.

So, opinions are tricky, context is subjective, microsoft and sony have different business plans for indie games, journalism is tough work, and Jonathan Blow has lots of opinions. Anything I miss?

That was a lot of child molestation jokes. Kind of put me off to be honest. Other than that though, the review really crystallized what I have been hearing about the game. I think that I will avoid it.

Female nazgul and gangsta dwarves made me lol

I played it on the PS3 and I felt like combat was a cakewalk. Just tank, heal, and dps the enemies mages. Great game though, I felt like the ending was a nice touch.

I wake up in the morning with a bottle of syrup.

This review makes me really want to see the film.

Time manipulation and a goomba from Braid. It is going to be a consequence free apocalypse.

I whole heartedly agree.

This article just made me waste half an hour looking through flame warriors. Ah, good times, good times.