Recent content by Commander Obvious

  1. Commander Obvious

    Game Theory: Are SMITE's Goddesses Too Sexy?

    Not sexy enough, in my opinion.
  2. Commander Obvious

    Photo Project Shows How AC Unity's Paris Compares to the Real City

    France has really improved it's frame rate and resolution since 1790. Maybe it was a resolution revolution.
  3. Commander Obvious

    Blizzard "Trying Not to Oversexualize" Female Overwatch Characters

    You're one of those problematic viewers.
  4. Commander Obvious

    The Black Glove Adds VR Support to Save Failing Kickstarter

    Something about the involvement of that arcade machine put me off. The game looks more schizophrenic than deep.
  5. Commander Obvious

    New Elder Scrolls Books Will Repackage Lore as Real-World Tomes

    No bethesda! Please! I don't have any more money! Gaben took it all in the last sale!
  6. Commander Obvious

    Shadow of Mordor Trailer Reveals Who Is Guiding the Hero

    Thanks for spoiling that apparent major plot twist, marketing team.
  7. Commander Obvious

    SWAT Raids Counter-Strike Player Live on Twitch

    People have already been killed by this sort of thing.
  8. Commander Obvious

    Alien: Isolation Reunites Original 1979 Alien Cast in Pre-Order Bonus - Update

    Oh fuck right the hell of with this pre-order bull. There's a snowball's chance in hell of my buying this now.
  9. Commander Obvious

    World of Warcraft's Playable Human Models Get a Full Redesign

    A real swordsman would have huge forearms like that.
  10. Commander Obvious

    Watch Dogs PC Modders Find Hidden "E3" Settings, Improve Performance - Update

    That's probably a lie.
  11. Commander Obvious

    Harrison Ford Injured on Set of Star Wars: Episode VII

    Production is really ramping up.
  12. Commander Obvious

    Ben Foster Will Play Medivh In Warcraft Movie

    Warcraft is an RTS video game set in the world of Azeroth. Its story line takes place before the well known "World of Warcraft" MMO begins.
  13. Commander Obvious

    Schwarzenegger: Video Games Are More Violent Than My New Movie

    We know. That's why we'll be playing our awesomely violent video games instead of watching his lame movie.
  14. Commander Obvious

    Photographer Captures Brutal DIY Weapons of Ukrainian Protesters

    Looks like the arsenal of a post-apocalyptic hobo.
  15. Commander Obvious

    The Elder Scrolls Online Imperial Edition Gets Official Unboxing

    This is going to make a lot of people angry.
See more
Top Bottom