Recent content by ConanThe3rd

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    MovieBob leaving The Escapist

    Whilst I could care less for his nonsensical claptrap re: Gaming (Dood needs to wake up, smell the coffee and realise that the world didn't just magically went to shit after Super Mario Bros 3 came out) his film acumen is truly his 18 stat and he's not driven me wrong there. I just hope that...
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    Afterbirth

    > "I decided against it due to CAD comparisons and how it might lead to murder" As the old saying goes, "Discretion is the better part of valor"
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    The Big Picture: Mr. Mario Goes To Hollywood

    Oh Fie, Bob. If this New Super Mario Bros movie was animated (Hell, even if it was a japanese animation) and good you'll be singing on the rafters like everyone else who called the first movie a complete disaster.
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    D&D Holding Dungeon Master's Guide Previews Hostage for Charity

    Here's a better idea. I keep my Pathfinder Books, I pay extra life double what I would have done under this incredibly dumb venture (because hey, you haven't been screwing around with this book and the rest of the somewhat tepid 5th ed line now have you?) and we all become happier for it.
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    Jimquisition: Stupid Sexy Bayonetta

    Death Threats against Jim Stearling are deplorable and can not be condon't however, if he was comically struck with a wet fish as a result of his smart-arse attempts at being cute about Social Media sites I would look the other way.
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    Escape to the Movies: Fury - Tank You Very Much

    So, uh, is there a reason why the cannon shots about half way though this review look like green and blue lasers?
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    Jimquisition: It's Not A Video Game!

    Absolutely; Your product is a game and with that title comes power, however, with that power comes the responsibility to be a _good_ game.
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    BBC Cuts Doctor Who Beheading

    He did but to my defence that season (and the one after) was kinda godawful [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdN_PkOW-Yk].
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    BBC Cuts Doctor Who Beheading

    The better question is what the hell was the Beep thinking putting a beheading on screen in the first instance. I mean most Dr Who deaths are being zapped by something with the optional and fun second part being blown up or rendered to dust with a few on screen horror deaths (Absorption by a...
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    BBC Cuts Doctor Who Beheading

    Oh yes, that will put the doods' head right back on their shoulders. A pointless and ultimately defeating gesture at best.
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    Legend of Korra Moving to Digital for Last Five Episodes

    What a goddamn mess, entire thing could have been avoided if Nick didn't reach for the sun and go for a season 2. This is their bed to lie on. Hopefully TMNT has enough eyes on it to make sure it doesn't get brutalized. It was Cartoon Network (via it's misused Boomerang channel) that aired...
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    Jimquisition: Ubisoft - A Sad History of PC Failures

    Oh like some other clod with an even bigger Napoleon Complex wouldn't waltz in and make things even worse somehow.
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    Jimquisition: Ubisoft - A Sad History of PC Failures

    Their port of Grandia 2 was a bit of a right mess and all.
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    D&D 5th Edition Digital Toolset "Morningstar" Revealed

    Knowing how 4th's e-content went, we'll wish it was.
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    Jimquisition: The Wacky Harassment Blame Parade

    If she was male, her work would have been discredited and we'd have been done with the whole stupid affair. And let me be perfectly clear here, no one deserves to be threatened to/be assaulted, called a *****, whore, slut etc etc etc, or anything of the sort. However, that does not absolve...