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Most of my experience with swords is of the two-handed longsword variety, and with those I was taught to defend with the crux of the blade and the guard against the weak(upper half or so) of their blade so it takes less force to stop the blow.

I figure I'm Water/Rock, so that means my possibilities for pokemon are... Tirtouga, Carracosta, Corsola, or Relicanth. Huh.

*sniff* That was beautiful. Whale dong, whale dong.

TL;DR Do not provoke an ostrich.

That may be true, but the general usefulness of extra arms is still an enticing idea.

I can't play games/type with my legs/feet. I DEMAND THE ABILITY TO DO BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY!

The only I hate about Skyrim at the moment is that I can't play it because I need a new motherboard so I can get a processor that can run it.

Red or Black Mage. Mainly I want their hats.

Having a prehensile tail could be useful, but it could also be kind of a nuisance having to mind where it is all the time to prevent it getting caught in doors or the like. Personally, I'd rather have an extra set of arms.

I'm currently in an acoustic guitar based course in school, I take lessons in bass guitar, and I used to play alto sax. I'm terrible at all of them.

I figure first off I'd start research to devise a culling/breeding plan to make the species naturally smarter and stronger through genetics, then on to space travel and robotic augmentations.

I don't buy games on release because I simply don't have the money. It does give me a chance to see the reviews so I'll know if it's worth it, though.

Although it's been said already, play Dwarf Fortress. The learning curve may be closer to a vertical line, but Fun [http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Fun] is guaranteed.

That actually makes me want it to happen more.

I'd want my bloated corpse flung into space. Because, why not?