Recent content by Darius Brogan

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    When's the last time you had sex?

    A bit over a month from now is going to be the twenty-first anniversary of never and, honestly, I'm not looking too hard to change that.
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    Can we talk about the "friend zone" and "nice guys" for a moment?

    There are a lot of shitty things guys do, and there's an equal amount of shitty things girls do. In fact, most of them are the same things. There's a lot of shitty things people do.
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    Can we talk about the "friend zone" and "nice guys" for a moment?

    The 'friend zone' isn't specifically, or even predominantly, a male problem though. I personally know several women madly in love with a guy who just thinks of them as a buddy, or 'one of the guys'. The problem, though, is that, like women and the sexism megaphone, men and the friend zone...
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    Weird qualities you find attractive

    A girl that can stand my personality would be nice. I'm quiet almost all the time but talk non-stop when you hit the right buttons, react to assholes like a rattle-snake to being stepped on, come off as arrogant and aloof constantly in public, habitually try to get the last word in edgewise...
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    The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

    So I'm going to die in an epic space battle, out-numbered and out-gunned by the Borg roughly thirty to one, Phasers, Photon Torpedoes, Disruptors and Phaser Cannons blazing in a glorious cacophony of sound, light, and explosions? I think I can live with that. Star Trek Online: Trill...
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    Woah Woah Woah. Okay, let's talk about women for a second.

    What's sad is taking sides. I rather enjoy the saying 'All women are crazy, all men are crazy, get used to it'. Yes, it's sad that there are actually people (Usually men, obviously) who need to be told that, but it's equally sad that there are women who manipulate men around them into...
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    Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man?s scrotum

    This is the internet, and you're communicating via text. One sentence can give no information about a person or their thought processes except that which is deliberately stated. For all you know, I could be literally screaming at my computer right now, or I could rolling my eyes in disgust...
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    Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man?s scrotum

    It's always funny when done on guys. Didn't you know? The sword may be double edged on many subjects, but when it involves male genital mutilation, it's freaking comedic gold! BLunt the sword and HAVE AT IT! Seems like we've got another case of 'I know how you think and why because of one...
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    Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man?s scrotum

    "The police report indicates that the scrotum area was ?completely torn loose from his body.?" I'd say it's a pretty safe bet the title's accurate...
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    What annoys you the most in modern gaming?

    My major problem with gaming? = The fact that when someone has a problem, any problem, with any variety of game, they're basically crucified by a third of the gaming community for bitching and complaining... Other than that: 1) Focus on graphical capabilities instead of aesthetics. 2) Focus...
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    Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man?s scrotum

    Medically speaking, she could be tried for attempted murder, because shock like that is actually enough to cause a mans brain to shut itself down completely. It's highly likely that the only thing that kept him alive was the amount of adrenaline pumping through his system at the time. Now for...
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    Video Game Character You Associate Most With?

    At the risk of sounding completely full of crap, Vincent Valentine. And not because he's a gun-slinging loner bad-ass with an awesome cape and gauntlet, either. I identify with Vincent because he's outwardly calm most of the time, but still has a barely controlled monster just beneath the...
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    "no-one in the world is more reviled than a pretty woman" samantha brick

    Given the theme of her article, and the attitudes presented within, it very well could be her, though.
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    "no-one in the world is more reviled than a pretty woman" samantha brick

    Just read a bunch of those tweets... Jesus Chocolate Christ on a Phantasmal Ice Cream Cake is that woman arrogant.... EDIT: She's trolling... 'Local wives throwing rocks at my window again' 'Woman at the supermarket till just refused my coupons because they were 'expired'. I think we all know...
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    "no-one in the world is more reviled than a pretty woman" samantha brick

    I whole-heartedly agree with this statement. As far as succinct summaries go, you win, in my opinion.