Recent content by DarkPheonix13

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    Zero Punctuation: Borderlands 2

    Borderlands 1 was a better game than I thought it would be. As weird as this sounds, in FPS games, I like to avoid guns as much as possible, and if I can't, I use close range guns, like the shotguns, and Borderlands 1 gave a variety of half decent starting guns of every type at the beginning...
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    Zero Punctuation: Twisted Metal

    I saw this review before I played the game, so the inconsistant tone bit confused me. All of the other TM games had a consistant tone of being psychotic all the way through, with the exception of maybe Black. The gameplay was psychotic, and so was the story; the wishes also seemed a bit wacko...
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Island

    Ok, speaking of the escort quests, I got a doozy of a middle finger from this game that Yahtzee never brought up, so here's my experience. Situation: I think it was the first escort, because it was the sunny, islandy part of the game. Anyway, I came across a hill and at the bottom of the hill...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

    The Mario & Luigi series is my favorite game series of all time! I've even played played stuff like Mass Effect, and Paper Mario, but Mario & Luigi is my favorite game series. More specifically, Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga is my favorite game of all time. I've played through it at least 50...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

    This version of Zelda was my personal favorite, because it was the only one I could get all the way through without begging to have my brain lobotomized just to make something happen. All of the other ones are unbelievably boring to me!!! In fact, I end up killing myself with the bombs just to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill: Downpour

    If Yahtzee is going to marry Silent Hill 2, then I think it should be worried about the affair with Portal.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect 3

    Yep, that's on Xbox, but I'm not getting into PC vs. console, so I'll just say this. I like console systems... that's it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect 3

    I'm shocked that there was no mention of how many times you had to switch the disks in ME3. If you're someone who likes side missions (and I am.), then it was hard to tell when you had to switch. They only made you switch the disks in ME2 3 times that I counted. In ME3, I've already counted 6...