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    You are killed by the last weapon you used in the last game you played.

    My celestial powers from Champions Online.
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    Classes or races you don't play as in RPGs

    I never play the Melee DPS/stealth types. I can do healer, I can do tank, and I can do mage. Rogue? Never. As for a race, I tend to pick the 'evil' races if they are available. Not because they are evil, I always play the good guy if I can, but I like the ugly races. My Ogre Warlock in...
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    What can you cook?

    Just about anything if I have access to All-Recipes. Without a recepie, anything easy, like steak, bacon, burgers, hotdogs, chicken. I know a few harder things off the top of my head, like Chicken Parmesan. Also, Baking. I know how to make like 10 different kinds of cookies, cheesecake...
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    You have just been married...

    I'm married to the little knight thing from Spiral Knights. I guess I made mine look kinda girly so that counts right? Too bad I hate the game and was only playing it for the free TF2 hat. This relationship is doomed. Its also doomed because I'm kinda engaged in real life. I'm not sure how...
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    The Item to your immediate right

    3g kindle. A reasonable choice. Not a weapons itself, but with internet access anywhere and simple access to the Zombie Survival Guide I should be better off than most.
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    Poll: People on the escapist with the same first name as you.

    Joshua. I would assume a few? Its not that uncommon a name, I graduated with 3 other Josh's and I went to a small school.
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    Poll: Can you tell time on a "regular" clock?

    I wear a watch that doesn't even have numbers on it. It just has hands and a point to mark where the 12 should be. So I'd say yeah. And I can't say I've ever met anyone older than like, 8 who can't, really.
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    Skyrim and MW3 come out on the same week, so.........

    I plan to get neither. Problem... solved? I may have a problem if the proposed conflicting games were Mass Effect 3 and... and... ...huh. Mass Effect 3 is the only game on the radar I care about even a little, actually.
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    What games have you 1000'ed (gamerscore) or gotten all the trophies for?

    None of them. I don't waste my time with pointless achievements and don't think '1000/1000' next to a game makes it worth the time put in. I do have 62% on TF2 for PC though. Pretty good considering that means I've done 235 out of 378 achievements. Although, those were mostly on accident/so I...
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    The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

    Radiant Jen Zi's fist. (From jade empire) Could be much much worse.
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    BioWare Could Move Away from Fantasy and Sci-Fi

    I thought of Jade Empire at the beginning of the article, but only because I'm in the middle of playing through it again right now. If I was not, I prolly woulda jumped to Mass Effect first. But an interesting thought. I think BioWare could pull it off, and I'd like to see it is they did.
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    Poll: Would you ever have children?

    Plan to have kids maybe 2ish years after I get married. So 'bout 3 years from now. And given my soon to be wife's stance on it, even if for some reason unforeseen we can't have kids, we will be adopting.
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    Poll: Appropriate physical affection between heterosexual men.

    Bro hugs are fine, but hand holding crosses the 'weird' barrier for me. Kisses are straight out.
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    Poll: What hurts more: kicked in the balls or giving birth?

    I've gotten kicked in the balls. It is incredibly painful. But Childbirth. No question. Not a contest.
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    Poll: Have you lost your virginity? If so, when and with who?

    I'm 22, and have a girlfriend, but I have not. We are doing that whole 'waiting until marriage' thing, that was all the rage back in the day, but no one does anymore for some reason... :P