You have just been married...
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This... is a little complicated. The last game I played was Empire Earth, so... I'm sort of lacking a protagonist. Before that, it was Mortal Kombat, so... Scorpion? I played as him, so I imagine that would have made me (Scorpion) the protagonist. How is married life? Um... scary. He's a violent, angry man-mutant. Sex is interesting -- "GET OVER HERE!"
The last game I played didn't really have a protagonist, but if it's the last character I played in the last game I played:
Well, I could do worse, but I suspect, what with the whole "Child Soldier" thing, that that face hides a whole lotta crazy. Presumably we'd be married in Demacia with full military fanfare, her family would be constantly trying to have me... disappeared, and I'd never actually see her because she'd be away killin' Noxians and such.
(Can't tell if this is a double post, The Escapist is crapping up a bit)
Well, I could do worse, but I suspect, what with the whole "Child Soldier" thing, that that face hides a whole lotta crazy. Presumably we'd be married in Demacia with full military fanfare, her family would be constantly trying to have me... disappeared, and I'd never actually see her because she'd be away killin' Noxians and such.
He beats us all, and we love 'im for it. It'd be especially disturbing for me because, through no conscious effort on my part, he looks and dresses surprisingly like me.DJDarque said:
(Can't tell if this is a double post, The Escapist is crapping up a bit)
Isaac Clarke? Hot but I probably only have a few hours to live, if that, before I die horribly.
Me:'Do you think it's a good idea to have our honyemoon on this mysterious space hotel on the edge of the known systems'
IC: 'Why yes dear what could possibly go wrong'
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Me:'Do you think it's a good idea to have our honyemoon on this mysterious space hotel on the edge of the known systems'
IC: 'Why yes dear what could possibly go wrong'
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The leader of the 3rd Street Saints, or in my case a hot redhead who charges into enemy strongholds with a light machine gun wearing nothing but a black fedora.
I think that relationship might work. We're both remorseless killers and are notoriously hard to kill. She's survived boat explosions, i'm basically impervious to weapons damage.
I think that relationship might work. We're both remorseless killers and are notoriously hard to kill. She's survived boat explosions, i'm basically impervious to weapons damage.
Too bad his married life is usually pretty unfortunate hah. Big dark unexplainable forces, drinking, and more.latenightapplepie said:
Wow, that was a tremendously developed answer.Mr Thin said:
On topic: I'm married to, ah, hell... Issac Clarke, Dead Space. I'm not homosexual, and he might try to plasma cut me to death. That's my arm you just shot off, Mister Clarke.
Alice Liddel from Alice: Madness Returns
It's kind of a weird wedding but a completely insane honeymoon.
It's kind of a weird wedding but a completely insane honeymoon.
Married to Sora from Kingdom hearts?!Grayjack said:
Pedophillia much?
Married life is pretty interesting since im always getting kidnapped by some Girls who claim to be men in order to try and steal Sora's Heart or some crap.
Honey moon was very awkward tough.
Sweet I just got married with FemShep. Maybe we can kick some Reaper ass together... Do Reapers have ass to be kicked?
I'm married to the little knight thing from Spiral Knights.
I guess I made mine look kinda girly so that counts right? Too bad I hate the game and was only playing it for the free TF2 hat. This relationship is doomed.
Its also doomed because I'm kinda engaged in real life. I'm not sure how the Fiancee would take me being married to a small general neutral knight. Not well, probably.
I guess I made mine look kinda girly so that counts right? Too bad I hate the game and was only playing it for the free TF2 hat. This relationship is doomed.
Its also doomed because I'm kinda engaged in real life. I'm not sure how the Fiancee would take me being married to a small general neutral knight. Not well, probably.
Cole Phelps.
The bastard cheated on me! He'll be investigating his own goddamn murder... IN HELL!
I am now married to one of my Fable II characters. I am unsure about how this will turn out, because he is large with dreadlocks, a pointy mustache, and a full beard. However, it may turn out well, because he can always change into a woman later. A nasty, fat, scarred, muscular woman...
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...maybe I'm better off leaving him as a man...
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...maybe I'm better off leaving him as a man...
