Recent content by Dutch 924

  1. Dutch 924

    Worst game(s) you've ever completed

    Rage. It was like a meal at an expensive French restaurant; it looked nice, but it was over far too quickly, and wasn't worth the money. I was expecting more when I got to what I learned was the end, but after the final cutscene I actually said to myself, "Is that it?" Three disks, and it...
  2. Dutch 924

    Australian city spends $170,000 on... this

    It looks like a deformed puffin with extremely disturbing breasts hanging off the sides. Good to know the taxpayer's money is being used to its full potential.
  3. Dutch 924

    Zero Punctuation: Spec Ops: The Line

    Anyone else find this phrase fitting not only for Walker, but for almost every FPS gamer out there?
  4. Dutch 924

    If you could instantly gain one REALISTIC ability?

    Extremely high intelligence
  5. Dutch 924

    "CoD: Black Ops Voted Best Videogame Ending of All Time"

    Maybe they misread it, and the competition was for "Cheesiest and most overly-patriotic ending"
  6. Dutch 924

    if everyone was transformed in to their favorite videogame protagonist who/what would you be

    Off the top of my head, a male version of Gretel Mk III from Timesplitters Future Perfect
  7. Dutch 924

    Games that ramped up difficulty and dang near destroyed the experience

    Call of Duty: World at War - Veteren difficulty So. Many. F@#!ing. Grenades
  8. Dutch 924

    Poll: Which Species are you going to be in ME3 multiplayer

    Turian + Infiltrator = Fun
  9. Dutch 924

    Poll: Do you think you're more intelligent than the average person? (Be honest)

    It depends on which part of "intelligence" you refer to. I have an IQ of 134, so does that make me above average, or am I lower because people at college get better grades than me? Right now, I would say I'm above average, what with wisdom and logic sense and all that.
  10. Dutch 924

    Something you didn't expect to make you cry but did

    Up I didn't expect a Pixar film to be so emotional
  11. Dutch 924

    Dead Teen Sued for Flying Body Parts

    *see avatar for reaction* Stupid, but what can you do about it?
  12. Dutch 924

    Poll: What Is Your Virtue?

    Hang on, I have them written down: Honest, Courage, Loyalty, Happiness, Kindness, Generosity
  13. Dutch 924

    Valve: There Is No Half-Life 3

    I honestly don't care anymore. If it gets announced next year, all you'll get from me is a "meh". Same if they don't. Half-Life 3 is starting to suffer from "Duke Nukem Forever" syndrome. It's not a question of "when will HL3 be released?" anymore. More like "should HL3 be released?"
  14. Dutch 924

    Share an interesting random fact

    In Britain, it is illegal to enter the House of Commons wearing a suit of armour It is also legal in the UK to urinate in public, but only on the back-left wheel of your car, with one hand touching the vehicle