Recent content by escapistraptor

MTG. I use Wort the Raidmother as my current EDH deck for conspired burn, and lots of Ashling the Pilgrim and other elementals in my 60 card. Burny burn burn burny burn

Well I played Portal, didn't I? http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

Wow, this news is a little late to the party. We've been doing this thing in Evo-Devo (Evolutionary Development Biology) for about a decade now. We already got the teeth, scales, and tail thing done, good to know we have snouts now too. We estimate that we only have 50-100 years before we...

Got a lot of good classics there on your list OP. How about adding another one, The Big O? Just two seasons, and its like Batman if he had a giant robot

The way you very specifically picked the age 17 makes me think you're probably telling us your real life situation. Go for it bro. Not really. Please don't

Say "Awesome, I've always wanted to try cat!" and continue eating. Not only is trying new foods and meats fun, but cats suck, so yeah, happy to be a part of another one biting the dust

Drifting Ruin in Alice Madness Returns.... wtf am I gonna do with an army of floating blobs with baby heads?

The Heavy, huh? Well, my Megaman just beat Hardman, so I'm sure a few Magnet Missiles can take him out just as well.

No. And since the Escapist mods give you warnings for short answers, how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NONONONONONONO. So much no, that: NO.

Definitely time stop. And you can use it for so much both good and bad which leaves you with options which is great. Fight crime? Get all your work done? Spy on naked ladies? Steal gold? Up to you.

I hate to be all Lawful Neutral about this, but the law makes sense. If you didn't have the law backing parents up, a potentially nasty little kid could do whatever they want. Now not all parents are good parents, but I seriously question the ability of anyone under 18ish to take care of...

Exactly. Penny Arcade said it best: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/03/30/

OP is either a genius or has way too pure a mind. I'm going to assume to former.

I used to consider the Joker (not Dark Knight, regular old comic book Joker) to be the most evil fictional character ever. And then Cartman made friends with Cthulhu on last season of South Park. Combined with his long history of evil, I think that puts Cartman in the lead I definitely...

From your opening post, it sounds like you're an adult, aka no younger then your early twenties. If that's the case, I'd go ahead and let this one go man. As much as it sucks people our age have to start making calls like these, and your better off thinking about your career and future at this...