Recent content by exoneuk

Fantastic review; inkeeping with the game itself and hilarious to boot! Brilliant stuff this week :D

My answer to this question is currently "older than you" because the only people that generally ask me are children aged between 7 and 11 (teacher, y'see) but the proper answer would be 26 BUT YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT! Oh shit.

In a nutshell? No. Besides, the mere thought of it makes me wince. What shall I do today? Shall I break my finger for 10 Grand? WHAT A GOOD IDEA! *BZZZZZT* NO.

As a person I'd rate myself 10/10 because I am a person. If you were asking me to rate myself as a horse, I'd be a pretty poor one, possibly closer to the 2/10 mark. On a serious note I wouldn't rate myself in that sense because it would only make me feel like there is something potentially...

It will happen when the Sun dies out quite dramatically. As opposed to dying undramatically. Is there such a thing? Meh.

Oh, and tell Sega not to fuck up the level design. Sonic Rush and Sonic Rush Adventure were mostly fine, save for the irritating CROIKEY chirpings of the Aussie... badger? Beaver? What was she again, an otter? A squirrel? Jeez, what was she... anyway, other than the fact that most of the levels...

KEEP IT 2D. It's obvious but that's the major flaw Sega seem to not understand. It can have 3D graphics but KEEP IT 2D.

I blame the moronic parents for allowing their children to play M rated games and then complaining when they watch them playing them. "I DON'T WANT MY CHILDREN PLAYING THIS FILTH!" - then DON'T BUY IT FOR THEM. You morons. There is a real reason why games are rated the way they are. It's not...

Best video game character? YOU. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha...hahaha...ha...ha... OH COME ON. That was worth one ahhh who am I kidding, that was fucking dreadful.

The next next Sonic game. Whatever it is. UNLESS IT'S DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS 2D, HD AND BLOODY MARVELLOUS. But even then... it'll probably be rubbish. Sadly.

Switchblade on the Speccy. The only game where you die within seconds on the very first screen FOR NO REASON (apparently it's for climbing down a ladder...) Wild 9 - oh. dear. God.

Same. I got IDed in ASDA (Walmart, whatever the Americans refer to it as) for SONIC RUSH ADVENTURE. I was 24 at the time and the girl tells me "It's asking me to ID you so can I see some?" - SERIOUSLY?! IT'S A FUCKING 12!!!! And the only reason it's a 12 is because of some MILD LANGUAGE (which I...

Pssst! on the Spectrum. I loved it, mainly because it didn't take very long to load (unlike some bloody Speccy games) and it's very one of a kind. What other developer has made a game about helping a flower grow by spraying bugs?

Streets Of Rage 2. Not Streets of Rage 3. Yuzo Koshiro's character select music from that game makes me mute the TV immediately. But SOR2 is amazing. Ristar, Dynamite Headdy, Sonic 2, 3 and S&K. Wonderful. I have to say I also like Vandal Hearts 1's battle music. Very compelling, I'd love to...

Samurai Legend Musashi. Oh wait, the story wasn't that great to start with. But it got a lot worse.