Recent content by FabiotheTurtle

Not that I don't understand underwear, but what is the point of them being in all garish colours? Are they like that because you don't see them, or nobody sees them because they are like that?

Go watch some Misadventures of Flapjack. Now, THAT shit is weird... Captain K'nuckles, particularly. He has two wooden legs, Pirate-Style robotic arms, can lop off bits of his body at will and THEY STILL FUNCTION, SOMETIMES WITH A LIFE OF THEIR OWN. There are so much things wrong with that show...

A friend of mine once came up with the phrase: "The fact that you're trying to justify it means it's wrong." That being said, depending on how you pirate it/how many updates you keep/what your testing motif is, determines how badly the piracy is. Whilst it does make some sort of sense in a...

Just think of how screwed we'd all be... without... THE STAPLER.

Ultraman, on the Super Nintendo. That game sucks more ass than an ass-sucking machine. One, gives you no clue on controls WHAT SO EVER. Two, gives you no clue and what to do WHAT SO EVER. Three, TIMED COMBAT. Four, Oh, he's a giant robot...

6 bits, my good lad. In all seriousness, yes, that kind of makes you a dick. That's what they believe, that's what you believe, leave it like that, eh? And I have no freaking idea.

HAVE AT THEE!! I rock my Afro fairly well, maybe we should have a battle to decide this... Spartan Lasers at dawn?

Well, when I'm playing my N64 and SNES (u jelly?) I generally change between sitting up and lying down. Whenever I do ANYTHING I always have a large 1.5L bottle of water with me. Although, when I game I usually have a can of coke with me or a cup of tea at the ready. With my consoles in the...

But honestly, that's a good thing

Sounds good. I say hell to the yes

Well they are predatory animals... Dragons are commonly depicted as wise old creatures, it doesn't necessarily mean they are. Besides, in my personal opinion, horse is far tastier than human meat. More to go around too...

Touche, Dr. Brown

Dark Link was quite annoying the fist time you verse him. Although he's a mini-boss... I don't really remember bosses from games too much... Umm... Ah! Those freaking rail shooter where like, the boss jumps out from a tree or something. They are designed to kill you and steal all your money...

DEATH BY SNAIL

*ahem* Drawn to Life.