Recent content by gaztaseven

On the first picture, there is an alphabetical list of objects that presumably can be toggled to show on the map. And on that list, is the word 'Poo'. Now I realise letting your dog crap on the street and not picking it up is an offence, but do we really need a computer program to predict...

I like the Clive Owen suggestion. My personal choice would be the underrated Jack Davenport.

I'll never forget this time I went camping with a bunch of mates: It rained really heavily throughout the night. One guy needed to relieve himself but didn't want to go out in the rain, so he urinated into a coke bottle that still had about 1/4 of the coke left in it, sealed it up and chucked...

I find your opinion hard to take seriously. Name any TES game, it's like baby's first rpg compared to Dark Souls. And as for 'sheer volume of content', the same dungeon copied and pasted repeatedly with small differences (this time, let's make the second corner turn LEFT!) does not qualify as...

I smoke marijuana, and I am not going to pretend it is 'better' for my health than cigarettes or alcohol, because realistically all of those are bad. However, one thing I am certain of is that alcohol creates MUCH more crime. Stoners don't smoke a few joints then go out in groups and attack...

Fuck Manchester and London. Blackpool! If anywhere deserves to be nuked, that's the place.

Teeth. Face-melting acid. Snooker/Pool ball in a sock. Heavy flashlights. Branding irons. Irons. Drumsticks. Boiling water. Fountain Pens. Spiky armour. Wasps nests. Sound. Lit cigarettes. Cowbells. Aerosol/lighter combo. Toilet brushes. Wii controllers. Tree Branches. Slinkies. Gold ingots. Keys.

Don't you know that there is an entire industry filled with cosplaying ladies? Who knew DOAX had so many female fans? ;)

I was at work and a colleague asked me how to spell 'Jeopardize'. I didn't know, so I decided to misspell it on Google, thinking it would correct me. I typed in 'geypordise' and hit enter. Showing results for GayParadise To this day I still get asked if i'm 'searching for gay paradise'.

Sorry double post.

Maybe i'm giving Ubisoft too much credit, but I think Desmond is meant to be somewhat of a blank canvas. I mean the games aren't really about him - they're about the Templar war, the origins of man and god, and Altair and Ezio, ASSASSINS. Desmond is an assassin who hasn't yet realized his...