Recent content by geK0

Hmmm, I came by to see how The Escapist was doing these days and this is the top thread :\

I was trying to think of a name for Metal Gear Online (the mgs4 version). I wanted to go with another stealthy reptile to be sort of similar to Snake, Chameleon seemed to obvious so I went with gecko. I spelled it as gek0 because gecko was taken, and having K0 in it just seemed cool to me at the...

You are in an extra-dimensional plane which is completely causally disconnected from our universe except that it shares the same internet. I don't know how the fuck you got there, you were probably always there. We probably don't exist.

I'm fucking crazy, of course I could! I would leap at you, knock you to the ground and just pummel you. The crowds watching would be cheering at first, but then it gets dark; there's blood everywhere. Somebody sobs "STOP HITTING HIM! HE'S ALREADY DEAD", a few members of the crowd try to pull me...

We will get a private message when this starts, right?

I couldn't watch past "your favorite dinosaurs are starring in an all new movie!" oh god the cringe! I didn't even realize they were still making these! I remember when I was pretty young (8?) I thought that the amount of sequels was crazy and that the newer ones were just awful.

If you pierce a specific ear which is supposedly the "gay ear" but nobody seems to agree on whether it's the left or right ear. If you prefer cats over dogs If you dislike gym class If you genuinely enjoy cooking anything that isn't on a grill If you perform poorly in league of legends (your...

Did anyone see that movie trailer with the living foosball figures who, judging from the trailer alone, don't seem to play a major roll in the actual plot? THAT looks like a dumb movie idea. Then there's that Pixels movie which that other thread is talking about Then there's the dumb ideas...

WOO! *awaits instructions*

OH OH OH OH OH I want in! pick me pick me!

Either intense joy, intense sadness or intense anger. I'll pick joy because that's when I get all my coolest shit done.

The story of a sentient couch who endures being sat on and having Cheetos, Popcorn and pennies lost inside it until one day it decides "enough is enough" and embarks on an epic journey into the city of New York to prove it can be a broadway musical prop! Staring Michael Cera as the couch...

I've heard rumors of a dinosaur commando type of thing that they planned to do with the original series. I forget where I heard the rumor, but the movie's cookie cutter bad guy character was practically begging for that the entire movie. Soooooooooo T-rex with mounted machine guns fighting in...

Yea that was me. You noticed me failing at using the brush? haha It would be pretty awesome if we could convince a bunch of Escapists to do something like that but it would have to be something original, any ideas?

I'll probably watch it because I'm a sucker for dumb movies with cool visual effects. I'm such a pleb meh I for one am very tolerant of dumb plots with dumb characters doing dumb things for dumb reasons if it means I get to watch a bunch of dinosaurs fight!I usually set my expectations...