Recent content by Gentleman_Reptile

Dissapointed at lack of Roz.

"Waiting for Godot" was something we had to read for drama class and it was excruciatingly boring. Now if you want an interesting book, track down "The Man Eaters of Tsavo and other African Adventures" by Colonel Henry Patterson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas I am the master of my own universe.

Gather round friends....and hear the tale of plight that is Microsoft's. Once...there was a little Microsoft. Say hello Microsoft! "Hello!" ^.^ He developed software, hardware, and was one of the big dogs of the entertainment industry. He wasn't perfect...but then...who is? He was...

Barred off? So he had no other place to go, and your lack of driving skill was such that you didn't even see it coming that he'd move to the road, and lacked the sense to brake, so you made a highly dangerous unanticipated overtaking maneouvre? Actually, what I mean when I say "Barred Off"...

*ahem* Get. Off. The. Road. You do not have the right to be in the same lane as a driver. You do not have an engine. You are not a car. You are a person on a pushbike, and I am quite frankly sick and goddamn tired of being cut off, pushed over, made to slow down, and forced into...

I worked in a pet shop for my first job. I was pretty pleased with myself for getting a job I thought I would like....working with cute critters and such....but it turns out the people who owned the shop were a family of complete and utter nut-jobs. The cantankerous old crone mother would...

Profound sense of meaning and existence? Comforting notions of life beyond death? A good and just ruling? Has a Jackals head? Which of the endless supply of deities and divine religious figures do you take a preference to? I dont necessarily mean "What is your religion".....just which big...

No Half-Life Episode 3. *yanked off stage by cane*

Recently, I shelled out over $600 to do an acting course that I was told would be an essential addition to my resume. The course was a complete waste of my time, run by a man who gives ZERO creative feedback (y'know...that whole "teaching" thing). I told my agency to give me legitimate...

The marriage only happened to jack up her publicity, and consequently this divorce is only making news to jack up her publicity. An attention seeking, talentless bush pig.

Slaving away in a bottleshop drive through, trying to do as many acting gigs as possible. I just had an audition for a telstra commercial and have a stunt course coming up in a few weeks.

Yeah looks like I'm being thrown into Arkham City by the scruff of my neck like many others. I suppose I should align myself with whoever would treat me the worst if I was their enemy. I suppose getting to hang out with a leather-clad Harley Quinn is worth the price of a few beatdowns from...

After having just gotten back from seeing the newly re-made "The Thing", my thoughts are less focused on stomach-teeth and more on which successful old movie will be commercially viable enough to warrant being re-made next. Honestly, I think a Jaws re-make is right around the bend. 'Tis...

Of course I fear death, but seeing as how I literally have no choice other than to go through it at some point, I have to embrace it...which makes it a little easier to comprehend. I think alot of people can relate to that.