Recent content by Get Jiggy

Personally I go from introvert to extrovert* *read: I don't shut the hell up for hours on end. I honestly think if the sober me met the drunk me they'd hate each other.

As long as I don't get lag-backstabbed by Mc-burger-flipping wankers anymore nothin else matters, I'm happy.

2 A.M? Its probably me, I lose my key alot and if my housemates don't let me in then I'm sleeping under the bush outside our house. Again. Please, don't judge the nutter who knocks on your door in the small hours of the morning, he simply needs help.

I'll do the same thing I always do when I'm drunk in my own home. Expose a testicle. It doesn't matter who the recipient is, it's always funny.

Ok chums I'm drunk and need the perfect game to play inebriated. It took me seven tries to type "inebrieted" and I'm not sure I even spelled it correctly. GO! (captcha:men in suits. I was wearing a suit tonight, it must be fate.) EDIT: If it helps I'm thinking Dark Souls because, apparently...

Oh no, Strongbow and salt and vinegar crisps. Curse you pub!

I bought it about 30 seconds before I read this. Shit.

R.I.P. Lydia, have absolutely no idea where the hell you are, presumed dead. I want my silver back.

YES! I sometimes whip it out in subsequent levels just to play with, and no I'm not going to try to edit that sentence to remove the innuendo.

I interpreted the thread title meaning Bioshock wasn't 'moving' to PS3, derp!

I do it constantly expecting the 'evil' post to be something epic (not sure why). I'm almost always dissapointed.

LIKE A BOSS!

Rox in the Box by The Decemberists from their new album The King Is dead Fantastic Album

Scream "I slept too loooooooooooong!"

Spaced a thousand times Spaced!