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    NRA Likens Videogames to "the Filthiest Form of Pornography"

    Is it just me or does anyone else get the impression that he doesn't really believe that and is just shifting media focus? "Shit, my gun organisation looks bad, I sure could use a distraction right about now: VIDYA GAYMES DID IT!"
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    Mass Effect being blamed for Connecticut shooting.

    This. People may disagree with me when I assert that the "ban this sick filth" crowd have some reasoning behind their actions bt they don't just point at games randomly and say thats what made little Timmy set fire to Dubai, they usually have some "evidence": how could Mass Effect have...
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    so the earth is F***ed aparently..

    I know right? We've been spoiled by our technology and our money and our rock and roll and our life expectancies of greater then 20 years and our internets.....
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    Ruins of Calrad: A Mount and Blade RP Game Thread (started/ pm to join)

    The castle's oppulent interior was the closest thing to home Jakob had seen in a long time and it was making him nostalgic. What he didn't appreciate were the inhabitants; from soldier to steward, every man he passed had looked down on him with barely concealed scorn, seeing only a dirty...
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    Your personal mantra.

    I have two: "TAKING BAKER!!!! "GETHSPLOSION!!!" The first is just my favourite quote from the insanely over-eager and furious German announcer from COD: WAW's multiplayer while the second is a term I've coined for those awesome death animations Geth Primes have in Mass Effect 3, where...
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    Assassin's Creed III Moves 7 Million Copies in First Month

    (Tearfully) So many Redcoats brutally slaughtered.....
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    so the earth is F***ed aparently..

    Pfft yeah, the glorious days of our pre-Industrial and pre-Capitalist times were reknowned for their stability and prosperity. Who amongst you can honestly say you wouldn't trade in your computer and Escapist membership for a chance to live the exciting, fufilling and completely totally...
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    Ruins of Calrad: A Mount and Blade RP Game Thread (started/ pm to join)

    Jakob had been watching the sentry waddle along back and forth for the past few hours, commiting his patrol to memory in the fading light. The man ambled towards the furthest extent of his route from the barracks, a bored expression on his face as he passed several store-houses and out of view...
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    Ruins of Calrad: A Mount and Blade RP Game Thread (started/ pm to join)

    It was noon when Jakob reached the border between Khergit and Sarranid lands, the land changing from verdent grassy steppe to sandy plains. With the new enviroment came new temperatures: the heat rising quickly and making the welts on his wrists where he had been bound itch. That itch was an...
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    Ruins of Calrad: A Mount and Blade RP (interest/sign-up thread)

    <__> <__> Are you going to have a character in this RP? Captcha: "Toe-curling"-yes, my devlish schemes would curl the toes of good honest Calradian folk!
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    Ruins of Calrad: A Mount and Blade RP (interest/sign-up thread)

    Ah, excellent! And I've just gone and accepted your invite to the very official sounding RP group so all we do now is play the waiting game......waiting and plotting......
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    Creative Assembly (Total War) has acquired the right to make Warhammer Fantasy Battle games.

    ...... HOLY FUCKING FETH YES! YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!!! I've been desperate for a Warhammer Total War for longer then I can remember and even if they don't make that and go along the Spartan: Total Warrior lines that'll be more fucking awesome then I can possibly describe...
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    Michael Pachter Says Call of Duty is a Failure

    He says that but I have a gut feeling that Modern Warfare 4's pre-orders alone will make a tidy profit for Activision....
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    Ruins of Calrad: A Mount and Blade RP (interest/sign-up thread)

    Alright, finally got the hang of the hyperlinked text I've seen so much on this site! Your instructions are understood and will be adhered to but I must ask you something: is it ok if my character starts off without a party or much on his person? He will become a viable player in the RP...
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    Ruins of Calrad: A Mount and Blade RP (interest/sign-up thread)

    Hmmm, I was trying to come up with a good reason why my character would defect to the Sarranids of all people using my game experiences as a reference (where everyone was at war with everyone basically)-don't worry, I'll come up with something a bit more feasible in a minute. And don't worry...