Recent content by Gorilla Gunk

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    Poll: Do You Miss Old School Shooters?

    Thank you. Seriously, people complain about there being nothing but military shooters these days when there are really only three: Battlefield, Call of Duty, and Medal of Honor, and I'd hesitate to group CoD with those other games these days since it's so out there an over the top so really...
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    Poll: Do You Still Like ZP?

    I haven't enjoyed his videos as much lately. His last review was especially bad. Flip-flopping on his opinion of Doom 3, completely misinterpreting why people criticized him for naming MW3 and BF3 his 'Worst Games of 2011,' using the "I'm older than you so I know better" card, etc. It was just...
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    Celebrities Wage War in New Black Ops II Trailer

    This is why I like Call of Duty. It knows it's silly and embraces it instead of trying to tug at your heart strings like some other games. And zombies would make an awesome kill streak.
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    Zero Punctuation: Borderlands 2

    Sounds like he immediately stopped playing after the Wilhelm fight. SPOILER: There's a REASON Wilhelm goes down so so easily.
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    What do so few gay gamers play FPS games?

    Weird, when I first tried to post this thread I got a 404 Error and gave up. I've been to more than one gay gaming forum and it's always the same story. No thanks. Chicks always want me to be their pet homosexual and I'm just not having that. Nope. All my friends like JRPG's and...
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    Borderlands 2 impressions

    Just ran into what might be a sly reference to Yahtzee's review of the first game. Remember how he said every mission was "Go into a junk yard and shoot Jason Voorhees in the face"? Well, in Thousand Cuts 9Which is pretty much a junk yard) there's, well I wouldn't call it a side quest, but...
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    What do so few gay gamers play FPS games?

    Weird topic but whatever I need to vent a little. So I'm a gay gamer (Refuse to use the term "gaymer" because it's fucking retarded), but I'm also a gay gamer who happens to love shooters of all shapes and kinds, from Call of Duty to Bioshock to Borderlands. The problem is, I'm apparently...
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    Delete this

    Double posted a thread. My bad.
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    Have you ever bought a game multiple times?

    I have a bad habit of buying games, getting bored with them, selling them, and a couple of short months later getting nostalgic and buying them again, starting the cycle over. To give you an idea of how ridiculous this gets, I've bought and sold and rebought Crysis 2 FOUR times.
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    Why Duke Nukem Forever Was Alright.

    A good game that wasn't a buggy, festering pile of ass. These "Hey guys! DNF wasn't really a bad game! You just didn't understand it!" threads that pop up every now and then are boring and tiresome.
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    Why Duke Nukem Forever Was Alright.

    But after 10+ years of development time it should have been more than just "another Duke Nukem game" and that's why it sucked.
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    The Borderlands 2 Thread of Miscellaneous Information

    Biggest improvement over the series for me? Now you just automatically pick up money when you run over it instead of having to manually pick it up.
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    Poll: Games aren't gay enough.

    PS: The people who keep saying they don't care about a characters sexual preference and how it wouldn't really bother them if X character was gay are so full of shit it's coming out of their eyes.
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    Poll: Games aren't gay enough.

    Most gay characters are horribly written. Bioware's gay characters and a lot of the gay characters in Japanese developed games are so embarrassingly awful that they make me feel homophobic. The only gay characters I've really liked are Arcade Gannon, Gay Tony, and maybe a few others like...
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    Not Renewing XBox Live Gold

    My subscription is set to renew soon but I sold my Xbox and recently switched banks so I look forward to all the emails demanding I change my account info so they can charge me.