Recent content by Harkonnen64

My mother was a librarian, sir. I'M a librarian for that matter...

I've never actually gotten drunk but I have gotten tipsy and do find myself to be more social, happy, and generally agreeable. Basically, everything good.

I guess my laptop is less sophisticated than a toaster :(

Actually, most street surfaces are cleaner than your kitchen floor from a germ stand-point. Wind and erosion allows germs to be moved off the street, while most floors inside allow germs produced by food, hair, and dust to stagnate.

Quoted for truth. I had a discussion about this with a few people from my anime club; nearly all of them would want to speak Japanese. Despite its influence in technology, Japan is fairly small, so unless you had a job working with Japanese companies or corporations, it's really impractical and...

Originally from Texas but moved when I was 6, so I don't really consider myself a Texan. Here in Missouri a lot of lower-income people are assumed to be meth-heads. Missouri held the meth-capital-of-america title for 4 years straight until those bastard Tennesseans stole our title!

Does wearing a ridiculously out-of-place life jacket count as a character flaw?

Hhhmm yes, shallow and pedantic... Also, have her sit down and force her to watch Red Dawn. If she isn't converted back to proper, American capitalism by the end of the movie, be sure to contact your local CIA field office at https://www.cia.gov/. Trust us, we're the government.

They're also taking cues from The Hunger Games if that image is anything to go by.

Richard Masters, though my friends call me Dick. Dick Masters.

When you say DnD, do you mean 4th edition or 3/3.5/Pathfinder?

Oh man, you really need to see Cabin in the Woods. Really does a great twist on the 5-teenagers setup. And it's just a good movie in general. I'd say more, but the whole movie really revolves around the twist, so just know that you have to see it.

Actually, the CIA doesn't operate against Americans on American soil. Home-grown terrorism would fall under the jurisdiction of the FBI or Homeland Security and the "battling" would be executed by the national guard or military.

Molyneux created the box, Notch made the pickaxe to open it, and inside is Gabe's personal copy of Half-Life 3.

Given you've mentioned Troll 2 and Piere Kirby, I'm guessing you watch the Cinema Snob, which instantly makes you an awesome person. Also, if I had to choose one, I guess it would have to be Last Airbender a.k.a Exposition the Movie for forever slandering the good name of the base material.