Recent content by Hawkeye21

well, I am trans pansexual homofurry, and it's a shame that my sexuality isn't represented as well. Me and 5 other pansexual homofurries in the world will not be buying this DA:Cisquisition game. Get with times already, Bioware...

This gem always cracks me up: And then there is the classic:

Oh, it's that guy who managed to do that thing I previously considered impossible, namely singlehandedly making a whole series of games into shit retroactively. That was hella impressive. Hope he finds work he is actually suited for, like working grill in Burger King.

Mod only modifies config files and should work with any version of the game. I've never heard of Ubisoft banning anyone for modding before. Framerate improvement is not guaranteed, but it works for me and some other people. I see no harm in trying it out. BTW, new version 0.7 of the mod is...

Yeah, I've tried it, it definitely makes the game look better and actually improves framerate by about 15-20% on my very modest gtx 570. I've noticed less stuttering too. Author of this mod was posting screencaps yesterday, and those settings were literally called "E3_effect = 0" "E3_lighting...

Having competing digital content delivery systems is actually good (since competition is always good for end consumer). What is not cool, however, are games REQUIRING origins, steam or uplay to run. If a game is being sold on steam, it shouldn't require uplay to run, and so on. That is a dick move.

Why would you agree with me, only to proceed to try to muddy the issue? 1) They were gathered by FBI, based on court convictions. 2) Well, considering police is pretty demographically diverse (I am sure you can find a black cop around if you look hard enough), I would say it is not such a...

Heh, I love how various brands of Social Justice Warriors like to position themselves above racism. I bet they still shit their pants pretty bad, when approached by ghetto dressed blacks on the street at night. With good reason too. Info based on FBI National Crime Victimization Survey and a...

Well, that just explains so much about today gamedev industry.

Translation: "We need time to make the game look as shitty as possible, so already outdated PS4 and XBONE hardware can have a chance to run it at measly 30 frames per second. Also we are going to spend a lot of time and money on PR and bullshots to create hype we ultimately can't possibly live...

As a person who generally prefers books to movies, no, no you should not. LoTR books tend to get very offtopic. I remember giving up on them after reading a near 30 page description of a forest protagonists happened to be walking through, otherwise completely unrelated to the plot. And this...

Thanks for the list, though I already kinda used some of those. I always thought that having a right name makes games with overly manly protagonists much more entertaining to play

I'm surprised "Titty", "Beefcake" or "Sweetcheeks" aren't on the list... It makes it much more entertaining to think that in universe Savior-of-the-fucking-Galaxy Shepard had some damn embarrassing first name, and EVERYBODY KNOWS IT, and just calls him/her Commander Shepard, while...

Well, obviously, if it has to run on Xbone. Now excuse me while I laugh my ass off.

I've played about 50 hours since release, haven't had any issues. DS2 is very much playable on mouse and keyboard once you rebind a few annoyingly placed keys (why the fuck did From bind default lock-on button to "O"? And confirm to "Enter"? Taking your hand away from attack/block button is a...