Recent content by HectorTheLamerGamer

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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    It is definitely not in the myst series. It was all hand drawn 2d images from what I remember. The "worlds" were accessed by a single tv or computer like apparatus and not by books. It would show a scrambled image and as you tuned in to the proper frequency the image would become clearer...
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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    There is an old point and click adventure game that I had the demo (Or I think it was a demo version) of as a kid. I would love to go back and find the full version but I've forgotten the name. I remember that there was a sort of combination television/gps/radio thing with many channels. If...
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    I fyou could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

    Photographic memory. Knowledge is power. The faster you can gain it the better off you are.
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    Zero Punctuation: MadWorld

    Wiimote controls are a your millage may vary kinda thing. I for one have never had any trouble getting my wiimote to respond exactly how I want it to at exactly the right time. Also I think that, while it does do a good job of determining what YOU like, basing a consoles objective worth around...
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    Most pointless warning label

    "on a buttleproof vest, "this product is not designed to protect against the impact of sharp objects", well...i feel safer already." This one is referring to knives, screwdrivers, and other sharp objects that are able to pass in between the fibers of the jacket. Bullets are far blunter...
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    Most pointless warning label

    "On any toy sword or gun etc.: Warning, not a real weapon." Don't they know that anything is a weapon in the right hands?
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    Poll: Video Games = Art

    It depends on how you define art.
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    Unskippable: X-Blades

    "Hasn't she seen Hellraiser?" Why couldn't it have been the box from THAT series? We could've gotten the satisfaction of seeing this horrendous character getting ripped to shreds. The cut scene might have actually been interesting then.
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    Doomsday Arcade: Episode Seven

    AH yes let's make fun of home schoolers. It's not as if they spend a quarter of the time on schooling yet consistently score above average on standardized test forms. And of course they obviously are antisocial losers who don't know the first thing about interpersonal relationships. And don't...
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    Pony Jam is a SCAM!

    I think that you're forgetting the modern athletic worlds current state of affairs. These are obviously ponies who have used performance enhancing drugs.
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    Video game April Fools

    What are you talking about April fools joke. Pony jam is obviously a totally awesome and totally real event. They have a website and everything. Just because ticket sales happen to start today doesn't mean anything.
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    Unforgotten Realms: Episode 26: The One With James Bond In It

    I may be just conjecturing here but does it strike anyone else as odd that both of these sins/cheatings are directly related to the ogres? Sin one Shmoopy blows on the dice to kill an ogre. Later the ogres begin attacking. Only one man is able to stop them and low and behold Shmoopy teleports...
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    194: The Five Habits of Highly Addicted Gamers

    You want to know what addiction is? Let me tell you what addiction is. I've been addicted (emphasis on the past tense). Addiction is living on a diet of one cup o' soup a day (if that) because you can't be bothered to eat unless your stomach is literally in pain from lack of food. Addiction...
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    Unforgotten Realms: Episode 25: A Doomhouse?

    The real question is "Why?". Why didn't his sons or daughter protest/offer the real solution when faced with their death? They just stood there and said nothing. By my count they deserve their fate for being such utter morons.
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    There Will Be Brawl: Episode Three

    MUST...HAVE...DVD... TWBB is quickly becoming my favorite show period. The dark humor and storyline work surprisingly better than I would have thought, Characterization and acting is brilliant (More poke-kid!), and the action itself seems to flow better than some network shows I've watched...