Recent content by hippo24

You see, on the surface you might think that the trailer is silly. But Scantily clad nuns would be a perfectly reasonable weapon to fight a man who survives by subtly infiltrating the ranks of his enemies...I think they are really on to something here.

Welp, anyone want a new pair of eyes, I sure don't need mine anymore

Watched TV on a couch and rented movies from a store. ...What barbarians we were.

Yes, the expression is common-place, but given the subject matter... How does one get hit in the face subtly? Hmm.. It's pure genius Thats how!! ...Future Kings and Helghastian-space-nazi will obviously look back on this thread as the height of literary achievement in this century.

This is possibly the 5rd or 6th best sentence I've ever read. Being hit in the face with subtly...it's like you crammed a metaphor into a paradox, loaded it into an analogy, and shot it as an insult. Seriously, I don't know if it was intentional but someone needs to hand you an award(or at...

But both of those characters actually of some semblance of humanity left in them. No, what they need is someone like my dear friend Judge Death Ahh that's better.... With the catch phrase "the crime is life, the sentence is death" we need not fear some poor soul misunderstanding that...

Maybe it's trying to be ironic. If you pay close attention to the story line you'll notice that, not only are you invading their homeland( an in hospitable world that you exiled them to) but your systematically destabilizing their governments very infrastructure without any plans to aid or...

Ohhs noes you broke my shoddy game. Better ban you for good measure. Also I better not fix the problem that would make...sense

Yet again I defer to: If you ask how? you'll likely just get a roundhouse kick as a response.

Actually I count ten (haughty laugh). Well legion was actually bad, very bad, in fact it would be very hard to find someone for this to appeal to. The action is stale, the characters are bland, the story is a mess of biblical references(all used out-of-context) or action cliches, and the...

Buddy, I think you hit the nail on the head. This movie is based around god giving a man a divinely inspired mission. This is a great and pure premise if you believe in the divine, or supernatural, and causes everything to fall in line within it, and seem epic whilst doing it. However...

Starts playing his over-sized organ, and laughing with you.

But....but....He insulted my 40k addiction (makes sad whimpering sound) Seriously though, Isnt God of war a rip-off of other hack-and slash titles, I mean devil may cry was out 4 years before GOW ever saw the light of day. And if I recall, even that wasen't "new". Now Im not saying GOW...

Im a gelatinous creature too? Does that mean I'm like a nurgling or something? I can deal with that.

For the emperah' I would become one of the billion guardsmen who get mowed down turn one by plasma cannons. And If I somehow get close enough to use my little flash-light of a lasgun, and it somehow manages to pierce through your armor and strike your vital organs, I will do a little dance.